Clarkson quote for a wedding?
Ok, this is admittedly a ridiculous request and I expect a fair amount of snarky responses will ensue, but if there is one place where someone can give me a real answer, it's here, so I will ask:
What I am looking for is a good Clarkson quote that could serve as a reading in a non-religious wedding ceremony. It needs to be more than just a really funny one-liner. Something around a paragraph or two. I've searched for anything he has to say about relationships (even in the context of analogizing to cars) and have had no luck.
I've poured through the Greatest Clarkson Quotes thread here, I've got "The World According to Clarkson" and "Round the Bend" but haven't been able to find anything that works. Anything too pessimistic or too laced with obscure British references doesn't work.
There may not be anything. But I figure it's worth a shot asking.
Last edited by svb; December 7th, 2012 at 4:09 AM.
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