I apologize in advance - I'm sure this is a topic that's been posted over and over again. So go ahead and say repost. Lock the thread if you have to. but to my credit, I've done plenty of searches, grazed through the faq, and found nothing useful. heck, I even scrutinized JC's wikipedia entry. Terribly sorry about all of this.
And yeah, this is my first post, which will likely make you hate me all the more.
But anyhow, on with it, what's with calling Jeremy Clarkson by the nickname Jezza?