svb
Active Member
Jumping off from the other Marina thread, I'd like to just further get into the discussion of what the equivalents are in other countries.
Let's start by establishing why Clarkson hates the Marina so much. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe it is because the car was poorly-built, prone to problems, underpowered, terrible to drive, and at one time in Britian, ubiquitous, despite all of the above. It is the counterpoint to any true enthusiast car.
Now let me move on to my own country. Here in the US, I think the closest equivalent would be the Chrysler K-Car. Sure, these things saved Chrysler back in the 80s, but they were the epitome of bland, boring, slow, and uninspired. Growing up in the late 80s/early 90s, I remember the streets were littered with them. Thankfully, most are gone now, even here in CA where rust isn't much of an issue. I'm not sure if there are any clubs of morons here in the US that restore old K-cars, but if TGUS existed and I were running it, I'd be happy to drop a piano on a Dodge Aries or Plymouth Reliant each week.
The 1984 Plymouth Reliant:
The only other car I can think of for which I have as much hate would have to be the original Ford Explorer. In the 90s, they were everywhere. But they sucked gas, were ugly as sin, slow, and handled terribly. They weren't even that great off-road nor did they even have that much space in the back. They were mostly driven by soccer moms or their overprivileged children who knew nothing about driving. Plus, they jumpstarted the SUV craze in America, which means the Ford Explorer is ultimately responsible for all the crap that followed.
The 1990 Ford Explorer:
In sum, the K car was worse, but the Ford Explorer was pretty awful as well, and arguably may have even done more damage in the long run.
Anyone from any other countries want to offer up their worst?
Let's start by establishing why Clarkson hates the Marina so much. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe it is because the car was poorly-built, prone to problems, underpowered, terrible to drive, and at one time in Britian, ubiquitous, despite all of the above. It is the counterpoint to any true enthusiast car.
Now let me move on to my own country. Here in the US, I think the closest equivalent would be the Chrysler K-Car. Sure, these things saved Chrysler back in the 80s, but they were the epitome of bland, boring, slow, and uninspired. Growing up in the late 80s/early 90s, I remember the streets were littered with them. Thankfully, most are gone now, even here in CA where rust isn't much of an issue. I'm not sure if there are any clubs of morons here in the US that restore old K-cars, but if TGUS existed and I were running it, I'd be happy to drop a piano on a Dodge Aries or Plymouth Reliant each week.
The 1984 Plymouth Reliant:
The only other car I can think of for which I have as much hate would have to be the original Ford Explorer. In the 90s, they were everywhere. But they sucked gas, were ugly as sin, slow, and handled terribly. They weren't even that great off-road nor did they even have that much space in the back. They were mostly driven by soccer moms or their overprivileged children who knew nothing about driving. Plus, they jumpstarted the SUV craze in America, which means the Ford Explorer is ultimately responsible for all the crap that followed.
The 1990 Ford Explorer:
In sum, the K car was worse, but the Ford Explorer was pretty awful as well, and arguably may have even done more damage in the long run.
Anyone from any other countries want to offer up their worst?
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