I couldn't agree with you more, I'm outraged by what people have said above especially Nuclear Fish saying they shouldn't have had the 'remember why we are here' clips. It's Comic Relief! It is for dying people in Africa!
Is it?
The overwhelming impression I get from CR is that it is there to raise the profile of celebrities.
Piers Morgan, Trinny, Cheryl Cole, Travis (performing their new single), Supergrass, McFly, Davina McCall, Tony Blair, Chris Evans, Fearne Cotton, Alastair Campbell, Alan Sugar, Sugababes, Girls Aloud
Comic Relief?
Guilt Relief.
If they want to do their bit for a charity telethon, then there is Children in Need.
There is the old argument that "time is worth more than charity". That is true for you and me, as an hour of our time is worth more than an hour of our wage. It is not true for the people who appear on these shows.
Davina McCall spent an hour on screen last night. Call it four hours prep for it, five hours work in total. She gets paid 8 grand an hour for Big Brother. Now what will have raised more, Davina McCall imploring people to give, or her sitting at home and writing a cheque for 40 grand?
Giving a little every week is worth a lot more than giving a larger amount once a year.
Anyway, rant over. TGotP was very amusing. James just reading that Coldplay thing out was fantastic. Anyone who enjoyed the songs for hospital radio bit should YouTube for "Ivan Brackenbury" - its hilarious.