I have never game

True.

I have never used an illegal version of Windows.
 
False, used a Mac friefly in an Apple store

I have never used Ubuntu.
 
It's an OS.

False.

I have never bought anything from the cult of Apple.
 
False, bought an ipod and most likely only thing i buy from them.

I have never understood why some people use .flac lossless files instead of good old MP3.
 
False, they're audiophiles, 'nuff said.

I have never the need to put really powerful stereos into shitty cars and then blast out crappy music at a million decibels.
 
True

I have never understood the mentality of those who place lights beneath their car.
 
True.

I have never modded a car. (will; be changing that soon)
 
False.

I have never owned a motorcycle.
 
False.

I have never been in the cockpit of a plane.
 
False, sat in one at the Air Tattoo in RAF Fairford. i was only 9 or so at the time but was loads of fun.

I have never liked my time being wasted.
 
True. Well, except by me.

I have never applied for a Senior Manager job
 
True.

I have never wanted to be in management.
 
False - I want the $$

I have never been photographed wearing rapper pants
 
False.

I have never been filmed doing something stupid.
 
True - I think

I have never gone sledding in my street
 
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