I have never game

False, it was at port at the time, was saying goodbye to my grandad.

I have never been on an oil rig.
 
True

I have never held a spanner bigger than the length of my arm
 
True.

I have never owned any tool sets.
 
False. I have a red metal tool box with hammers, screwdrivers, wrenchers, a big level, pair of bolt cutters, 2 sets of precision screwdrivers, and some other bits and pieces.

I have never held a penguin
 
True.

I have never held a snake.
 
False!

I have never been eaten by a snake!
 
True.

I have never been bitten by a venomous Spider.
 
False

I have never been bitten by a fish
 
False!

I have never licked a Dacia Sandero.
 
True

I have never kicked a leopard
 
True.

I have never choked a chicken.
 
Do you mean chicken? True. Or is this a euphemism? False (though it belonged to someone else)

I have never worn my national dress (not sure if we even have one...)
 
False, have worn kilts many times.

I have never done Morris dancing.
 
False, had to do folk dancing for Phys Ed in primary school.

I have never owned a restaurant
 
True.

I have never taken out a mortgage.
 
True.

I have never had a loan from a bank
 
True.

I have never had sex in a car.
 
O rly?

in - true. on - not so true

I have never put a backhoe through critical cabling that shut down the IT and phone functions of a building (thankyou Mr Man with backhoe, 5 minutes before my IT training started this morning)
 
True.

I have never driven a digger.
 
True.

I have never fallen in a trench
 
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