Misquote the person above you

[ashspet]

I'm not sure about this!

Me neither

 

[Cryptopygia]

Me too!

I didn't even ask if you wanted to play TF2 with me. But okay!

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

I didn't even ask if you wanted to play tranny games with me. But okay!

Ok. So now I understand what the TG stands for.

 

[ashspet]

Ok. I'm the Train Guru here.

Um, Red Bull or BigJ might beg to differ

 

[shellygrrl]

Red Bull for better blowjobs!

Really?!

 

[ashspet]

Absolutely

That's a satisfied customer

 

[LP]

Hello, thank you for calling customer service, this is Ash, how may I help you?

Godfarginpiece-a-crap computerdoesn'twannafarginbootupandIwannathrowthismotheroutthewindow godfargin woof woof

 

[ashspet]

MycatisstuckinanendlessloopofeatingandsleepingandIdon'tknowhowtomakeitfetch Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow!

coat the stick in catnip

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

coat your dick in catnip

Won't that attract the wrong kind of pussy?

 

[ashspet]

I think that's a bad idea

Yeah, cats have claws....

 

[shellygrrl]

I have claws and I'm not afraid to use them.

*backs away slowly*

 

[Leadfoot866]

*invading someone's personal space*

You're gonna get your teeth knocked out if you do that to the wrong person...

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Me likey women with no teeth...

Have you tried the old folks home?

 

[ashspet]

I've been busy at the old folks home

I'm sure they appreciate it

 

[Cryptopygia]

They really appreciated it

OH GOD THE IMAGES THEY BURN I NEED MORE BRAINBLEACH!

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

OH GOD THE IMAGES I HAVE BURNED TO CD-ROM!

I think I can speak for a large number of us when I say "we don't want to know!"

 

[PaperBiro]

Can you send them to me?

What's up with you people?

 

[ashspet]

I have a TB worth for any people interested

Dear lord, no. For all you hold sacred, destroy it, destroy it now!

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Dear lord. Can you please send to the usual address?

Yeah. As if your own collection doesn't dwarf PaperBiro's.

 

[ashspet]

All your collection is on Phyrefile...

Yeah, so? Why should I buy storage for porn when someone gives it to me for free?