Misquote the person above you

[Leadfoot866]

HI HEADFOOT!

What did you call me? (yeah, I'm slow...)

 

[LP]

You didn't have to delete your post! Now everyone's gonna be confussled

What did you say sonny? (yeah, I'm old...)

Says here you're 23....

Did you mean 2300?

 

[Leadfoot866]

Eh...too late...

Says here you're...dead?

BRAINS! Must have BRAINS!

 

[mclarensmps]

It's rained, and I'm outside, and all wet... I'M ALL WET

Here's a towel, buddy. I seem to be supplying quite a few of these nowadays.

 

[Karoug]

Here's a towel, buddy. I'll rub you down good, you want a happy ending?

Please, get a room you two!

 

[LP]

Please get a room for 3! I wanna come too!

Can I videotape it?

 

[NecroJoe]

Candy, Vigo raped it.

Number one, my name isn't Candy. Number 2, he should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, if that is true.

 

[ashspet]

Candy Candy Candy, I can't let you go.

Is that false imprisonment?

 

[mclarensmps]

Is that a tall person?

He might be a record holder.

 

[LP]

I hold the world record for the largest cock.

What do you feed it? Growth hormones?

Are you planning on killing and eating it?

Why are you looking at me funny? Aren't we talking about roosters?














Oh

 

[mclarensmps]

When I grow up, I'm going to be a cock

Here are the keys to your new Audi.

 

[NecroJoe]

There are fleas eating my "outtie."

That's just gross.

 

[Karoug]

I'm just gross.

Ever heard of a shower? Or a bath maybe? You smell REALLY bad...

 

[LP]

Would you like to shower together? Or a bath maybe? You look REALLY good...

Take it to NSFW gentlemen.

 

[Hbriz]

I'm a NSFW gentleman.

How do you earn money then?

 

[mclarensmps]

How will you feed me, then?

Open wide...

 

[ashspet]

cum inside

It's playschool

 

[NecroJoe]

I pity the fool.

As well you should, B.A.

 

[ashspet]

I Face

You're not the only one

 

[Karoug]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!

The first of the Highlander movies was really good.