Myspace rant

Wow, you managed to insult MySpace and iPods in one rant, which are quite possibly my too most hated things! You're my hero! :thumbsup:

I simply cannot stand the bogged-down, slimey, pimply abyss that is MySpace. I can't stand the general "ZOMGGGH!!!!11@ONOENO!@@!~ MA PAGEWE Is RO0XR000RE0RE0RRRsSSsADSS!!!oneeveleventyone!@$~@@!@!@!~!@#@! ya mannnnN!!@!@!" generation either.

But, the best MySpace rant I've ever heard, I think, is from a Slashdotter (the arch-enemy of MySpace, I think I'm rightly so in saying :p)

LOUD SH***Y MUSIC LOUD SH***Y MUSIC LOUD SH***Y MUSIC LOUD SH***Y MUSIC

Welcome to the text edition of Myspace.

Tranparent CSS with 80 layers makes it impossible to scroll down and turn off the sound of a teenage boy in women's pants getting kicked in the balls while screaming about the girl who left him after four days of romance. Pictures of people using oblique camera angles to disguise acne and general fugliness hover above links to people singing pop songs in front of their webcams, representing the extent of their creative ability.

Enjoy your stay! Tell Rupert that 580 million was SO worth it.
 
Don't use myspace because I really hate it. But does anyone use BeBo?
 
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