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YEAH BUT HE'S NOT AROUND AND WE NEED TO BLAME SOMEONE ELSE BUT EVERYONE ELSE REALISES OUR MISTAKES.
 
BUT THAT'S WHY IT MAKE SENSE TO BLAME HIM, YOU ALWAYS BLAME THE PERSON WHO IS NOT AROUND, THIS SYSTEM HAS WORKED FOR YEARS.
 
WELL THE SAYING GOES "IF IT AIN'T BROKE DON'T FIX IT" BUT IN MY CASE ITS "IF IT AIN'T BROKE, FIX IT TO MAKE IT BETTER. IF IT GOES WRONG. BLAME IT ON THE NEXT PERSON."
 
A MATE OF MINE USED TO FIX THINGS CLARKSON STYLE, WITH A HAMMER.
 
HAMMER WORKS ON THE PHOTOCOPIER JUST FINE. BUT I WONDER WHY WE DIDN'T GET OUR SAFETY DEPOSIT BACK.
 
BECAUSE OF THE DENTS PROBABLY.
 
YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE A HAMMER. JUST THREATEN IT. THATS WHAT I DO TO MY COMPUTER. WHEN IT HAS A HICCUP I QUITE CLEARLY STATE "LOOK HERE MR COMPUTER, IF YOU CEASE YOUR INTERACTIONS WITH ME I WILL BE FORCED TO INTERVENE IN YOUR PROCESSING AND GIVE YOU A DAMN GOOD THRASHING. ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD." OF COURSE, THAT IS UNTIL THE MEN IN WHITE COME BACK AND GIVE ME MY MEDICATION... WHAT WAS THAT MR FLIBBLES, KILL THEM ALL? WELL I GUESS SO...
 
THE CAT HAS KILLED A RAT AND IS IN THE MISTAKEN BELIEF THAT SHE IS BRINGING IT INTO THE HOUSE.

SHE HAS ANOTHER THINK COMING
 
REMINDS ME, I SHOULD DOWNLOAD SOME JUDAS PRIEST TO LISTEN TO.
 
THAT LOOKS LIKE A LOT TO READ
 
WHERE DID "CLIFF NOTES" ORIGINATE FROM?
 
DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE.
 
MY MY AREN'T YOU MR GRUMBLEBUM TODAY
 
YES, GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
 
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