In Russia, whale penis Interior sit on you!

[nsx_23]

I wouldn't feel very comfortable driving around knowing my car seat was made from penis leather....

I suppose it'll help you impress the hookers you go pick up in this thing though.

 

[gaasc]

How do you write ?fuck yeah? in Russian again?

 

[FleeceLINER]

Those interior seats look ripped-off from a Yukon. Ew, plastic.

 

[JohnnyRacer]

The entire truck is a Hummer 2, reskined. Ew, Plastic

Fixed.

 

[2Billion]

The entire truck is a Hummer 2, foreskinned. Ew, plastic.

Fixed.

Fixed the fix.

 

[MadCat360]

How do you write ?fuck yeah? in Russian again?

?? ??????

 

[Kimo_SpeedSix]

The ugliest and most ostentatious car I've ever seen. I'ts like a huge golden farm tractor.

 

[Ice_warmer]

at least the leather won't rub off

 

[Donington]

I'd rather have a UAZ with an antique armchair as the interior. I know one exists, I saw it!

 

[Cowboy]

apart from the penis leather ..... I like that thing! Am I going to hell now?

 

[Donington]

Am I going to hell now?

No. You have a Dodge Ram, the only next logical step up from that would be the Russian Penis Truck.

 

[tigger]

This unique car unit limo luxury and tank strength, supercar power and spaceship electronic ... and whale penis interior.

I don't know what you guys are on about, but this sounds like the best car ever.

 

[Cowboy]

No. You have a Dodge Ram, the only next logical step up from that would be the Russian Penis Truck.

Actualy I always considerd one of these the next logical step.... Ideal for daily croceryshopping I would think, gulping down the last of the worlds oil resources, taking up 4 parking spaces, and generaly looking like an asshole while pissing every wineass on the planet off all at once ....
Just to bad its not bulletproof

*ends sarcasme*

 

[racingfan1]

apart from the penis leather ..... I like that thing! Am I going to hell now?

I'm with Cowboy. Apart from the questionable material choice, I like it. It's big, it's brash, it's in-your-face. I wouldn't mind having the regular non-whale-penis one.

 

[Ramseus]

Whale penis is just so much cooler than cow ass though

 

[MacGuffin]

 

[bartboy9891]

I don't know what you guys are on about, but this sounds like the best car ever.

Agreed. The gold plated bulletproof windows are also a nice touch.

 

[gaasc]

http://img27.imageshack.**/img27/4725/lolcatab4cd2164fab598b3.jpg

 

[Suedschleife]

Tungsten exhaust :? It wasn't heavy enough already?

 

[Dr_Grip]

Back in the nienties, a german comedian used the "goat-penis leather seat" as a way to make fun of Harley driving dentists. Now it's reality, only worse.