I have never game

False

I have never smithed a sword
 
True.

I have never shoed a horse.
 
True.

I have never played a team sport at a serious level.
 
True (although one could be mistaken in thinking that high school sports comps were the olympic games as far as Phys Ed staff were concerned)

I have never had an article published
 
False.

I have never had a book published.
 
True (but working on it :p)

I have never worn ye olde clothinge for any reason
 
True, but I have worn traditional Scottish attire on many occasions (Kilt, sporran, ski and doo, tartan sash etc.)

I have never been to a fancy dress party.
 
False. Witch costume = cone of cardboard + cape. Easy

I have never been fluent in another language
 
False, used to be fluent in French.

I have never gone hang gliding.
 
True

I have never looked under a kilt
 
True, I will say they are very awkward when you need to use the toilet.

I have never gone kayaking.
 
True

I have never skinned a rabbit
 
True.

I have never gone hunting.
 
False - Call me Elmer Fudd (well, once or twice). Rabbits are hard to hit.

I have never fallen off the back of a ute
 
True.

I have never ridden a camel.
 
True

I have never eaten camel
 
True

I have never squirted milk out of my nose when i have laughed.
 
True but I've snorted soda. Ow

I've never fallen on my ass so badly that my friends laughed at me for a good 5 minutes (which is totally false for me :mrgreen:)
 
False, fell on ice pretty hard a few times.

I have never gone over the handlebars of a bike in a crash.
 
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