I have never game

False. I <3 it.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN BRAINWASHED BY APPLE. I SHALL WORSHIP STEVE JOBS FOR ALL ETERNITY. ALL HAIL APPLE. SOON THE APPLE EMPIRE WILL REIGN FOREVER AND WE SHALL BASK IN ITS GLORY.
 
DUDE you are seriusly strange i use only mikrosoft products here 3 pc's 1 laptop 1 phone

i have never bought fucking expesive aple product
 
False (all glory to the hypno-jobs)

I have never had a building collapse on me
 
True.

I have never been in a plane crash.

DUDE you are seriusly strange i use only mikrosoft products here 3 pc's 1 laptop 1 phone

Yeah, I scare people like that. Relax: I'm only joking. Some people don't understand that over the internet for some reason. :blink:
 
True

I have never had a broken leg
 
TRUE

i have never had anything broken


Yeah, I scare people like that. Relax: I'm only joking. Some people don't understand that over the internet for some reason. :blink:
nah i totaly understand you


but i dont understand why everyone likes apple?

the i phone has taken over the world everyone uses macs in the us
 
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False, my heart. :(

I have never had more than 10 girlfriends/boyfriends.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN BRAINWASHED BY APPLE. I SHALL WORSHIP STEVE JOBS FOR ALL ETERNITY. ALL HAIL APPLE. SOON THE APPLE EMPIRE WILL REIGN FOREVER AND WE SHALL BASK IN ITS GLORY.

Yeah, I scare people like that. Relax: I'm only joking. Some people don't understand that over the internet for some reason. :blink:

I totally understood, and you know it's cool to have apple products but sometimes you just need to have microsoft in your life.

THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. ALL HAIL APPLE.
 
False, kissed a dog on it's head because it was cute.

I have never been married to a velociraptor.
 
False

I have never worked for a newspaper
 
A proper one: true. I tried to book a ticket to see one this week, but the timing was inconvenient so I gave up.

I have never been genetically engineered into a Dalek. (You can tell I spent the whole weekend watching old Doctor Who episodes :lol:)
 
False. I was a baby once...

I have never planned my career
 
False

I have never knitted my own cardigan
 
False.

I have never built a custom car
 
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