5 FUN FACTS ABOUT THE GLORIOUS DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA:
-IT IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD RULED BY A DEAD PERSON. THAT'S RIGHT, KIM IL-SUNG IS STILL THE OFFICIAL LEADER.
-IT HAS THE WORLD'S LONGEST RUNNING COMEDY SHOW.
UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S NOT FUNNY.
-KIM JONG-IL'S SON, KIM JONG-UN, WAS CAUGHT TRYING TO SNEAK INTO DISNEYLAND TOKYO WITH A FAKE DOMINICAN PASSPORT. AND THIS WAS ONLY IN 2001. HE WAS A GROWN MAN. SERIOUSLY, READ IT ON WIKIPEDIA.
-THANKS TO 4CHAN AND AN ONLINE POLL, JUSTIN BIEBER WAS SUPPOSED TO START HIS TOUR IN THE GLORIOUS DPRK. BUT APPARENTLY, THE POLL WAS A "FAKE". YEAH, RIGHT.
-KIM JONG-IL IS A FILM BUFF. HE PARTICULARLY LOVES JAMES BOND, ALTHOUGH HE TOOK OFFENCE TO
DIE ANOTHER DAY. FOR THE RECORD, IT WAS BECAUSE THE ANTAGONISTS WERE NORTH KOREANS, NOT BECAUSE IT SUCKED. INVISIBLE CARS, WTF?