Worst toy idea ever

"I just love shooting my oozinator. I shoot it all over my wife's back and she loves it! We've even developed our own game to play with the oozinator.
We hang dollar bills on the walls in various places, then we have a contest to see who can hit the most bills. We call the game "Money Shot." Whoever gets the most money shots gets to keep the cash. Great fun."

That made me laugh out loud.

EDIT: This too (click)
 
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I think she gave my friend's neighbor the clap once.

Then I found out my friends Matt and Dave had gotten oozinators too, so we decided to dedicate the entire summer to oozinating every girl in our neighborhood.
Ah, childhood innocence. Hey kids! You can make lots of money out of that! :p
 
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This has to be a joke. Made by someone that had no childhood or a very boring/painful one.
I hope he will realize that it's not our fault his father wasn't there for him...
 
This is older than the Internet!
 
Or someone was *:whistle:* then he came up with this.
 
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