A thread for Haiku! You may not make other posts. Let's see what you got!

^Yo dawg, I herd you
liek nipples, so we put some
on other nipples.

Bayeux Tapestry
is a boring, shitty meme
Thou dost agree, right?

Finalgear wants its
leader to learn to drive. But
Viper says no way.

This thread is quite good.
But I have to go do work.
Must write a paper.

Soviet Army
Fought Mujahiddin at home.
Muj won. Russia Lost.

I might even use
that haiku to pad out my
paper. It's too short.
 
My nose is in pain
Cannot breathe through lots of snot
Being sick blows goats
 
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
 
The next haiku I
write I heard on the subway.
It made me laugh hard.

Stop! Wait! Pull up quick!
Yo momma suck dick. Uh huh.
Yo momma suck dick.

It happened in a
rap battle between two kids.
Punches did get thrown.

I didn't notice
that it made a good haiku
at the time. It does.
 
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I apologize
It is the only one I know
So sod off, smeghead.
 
You can make one up,
if you really wanted to.
But I guess not, eh?
 
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