Fun: The Exceptions Game. Except when...

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Welcome to the Exceptions Game!
...except if you've already been here.

New and improved rules:

1. Come up with an exception to the previous person's statement.
2. Make your own statement.

"I like..." statements work well, but feel free to do whatever.

Here's how it works:
  • Someone makes a statement. (ie "I like the colour red.")
  • The next person types an exception. (ie "Except in football.")
  • The next person types an exception to the previous exception. (ie "Except when England is playing.")
  • And it goes on and on until the topic is worn out, at which point, someone types a new statement. (Try to keep these a minimum of 5 long so people don't just keep making statements, please.)

Here is a quote from the inspiration post to help you understand:
darkshark0159 said:
Banned because I like the colour red. Except in football. Except when England is playing. Except when they're in white and the other team is in red. Except when someone waves the Cross of St. George. Except when they've defaced it with the word 'penis'. Except when it reads 'not a penis'. Except when................................................................ you get the idea. I should make a game thread like that.
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Anyway, feel free to start the game with a statement such as "I like..." :)

EDIT: Hint: Start with a broad subject, like red, or 4x4s, or North America.
 
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I like Porsches.
 
Except when they're slant nosed.
 
Except when smug accountants drive them, because they look like idiots.
 
/Uh oh... you've already messed up :?
/You're supposed to give a case where you do like slant nosed Porsches (ie "Except the 944.")

Starting over.....

I like Porshces.
 
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darkshark0159 said:
/Uh oh... you've already messed up :?
/You're supposed to give a case where you do like slant nosed Porsches (ie "Except the 944.")

Starting over.....

I like Porshces.
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Oh. Sorry (Damn).

Alright... from where you started over:


Except when they are driven by smug accountants.
 
Except when that smug accountant happens to be sexy.
 
Except when it only looks that way until you get close- and find all the plastic surgery seams.
 
Except when the seams are in discreet locations, and the overall look is hawt.

(And don't forget, if you feel like it's a dead end, just restart)
 
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Alright, you got me there...

I like Vipers (Dodge)
 
Except the second gen ones.
 
Except the Hennessy ones, all of which are good.
 
Except the ones that have chrome rims.
 
Except that 255-mph thing, which had chrome and yellow paint-job but was still cool.
 
I think we've dead ended.

I dislike 4x4s.
 
...except when they are in your anus.

I'm sorry, it was just a matter of time.

"...and lo, the 13th day of January in the year twenty-oh-nine, the answer to every statement/question/thought was forever changed to variations of '...in your anus.' Book of Final Gear, 5th chapter, verse 14."
 
Uh, except in every case?
 
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Alright, new topic:

I like carbonated soda.
 
...except when it's in my anus.

...except when you accidentally drink one way too fast just before a really hot chick wants to talk to you really closely.

I like that, in Texas, there's a 1 petawatt laser (already the brightest light on earth), soon to be 1.4 petawatt laser which will be brighter than a supernova.
 
...except when it shines right in your house and incinerates it.

/I suppose this works better if we make a new statement each time.

I like flying internationally...
 
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