I have never game

True.

I have never had my broken into for the sake of someone stealing the stereo.
 
False.

The broke in (not hard) and tried to pull the stereo out of the dash. Luckily and antenna cable was too short and they couldn't get to unscrew it or cut it before I came out of the shop!

I have never driven the moon buggy
 
True.

I have never ridden a quad bike.
 
Ridden, fallen, all the usual.

I have never been able to imitate a scouse accent
 
True.

I have never been very good at impressions.
 
True

I have never had to bolt an antenna to a house
 
True.

I have never had to re-tile a roof.
 
True

I have never had to pay house insurance
 
True.

I have never been sued.
 
True

I have never had bird flu
 
True.

I have never had swine flu.
 
True

I have never had roast chicken for breakfast
 
True.

I have never had leftover Pizza for breakfast.
 
False. You have not lived!

I have never unearthed construction workers from shallow graves
 
True.

I have never been a coffin bearer.
 
False. Twice.

I have never driven a car with paddle shifters.
 
True

I have never been a passenger in a dual control car
 
False...well...does just duplicate brakes count?

I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies. I mean, I get all of the pop-culture references and Spaceballs is one of my favorite movies, and I think I've actually seen like 10 minutes of what I believe is the first one...it's an alien bar scene. *shrugs*
 
False. They come on the radio

I have never paid for a Bon Jovi song
 
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