THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

[ashspet]

*BOOM CHICK-A-CHICK-A BLAM*

 

[LP]

WHYD YOU SHOOT THE PERSON AT THE END OF THAT. FIRST YOU SEX EM UP WITH BOOM CHICK A CHICK AND THEN BLAM THEM? YOU'Z EBIL!

 

[ashspet]

CAN'T HAVE EXPECTATIONS RAISED TOO HIGHLY!

 

[Lightning Count]

SHE IS LIKE THE PRAYING MANTIS, SHE KILLS HER PARTNER AFTER SEX.

 

[ashspet]

I THINK I JUST GOT INSULTED.

OR COMPLIMENTED....CAN'T DECIDE WHICH

 

[Lightning Count]

NO COMMENT.

 

[ashspet]

PROBABLY SAFEST

 

[jedd_kenobi]

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS GO FOR THE COMPLIMENT, LESS CHANCE OF BEING DECAPITATED.

 

[ashspet]

EXCELLENT ADVICE AS ALWAYS

 

[Lightning Count]

HA, I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DEATH!

 

[jedd_kenobi]

I JUST RUN AWAY IN TERROR AND MOCK FROM A DISTANCE.

 

[Lightning Count]

OR YOU COULD JUST WATCH YOUR ATTACKER FAIL MISERABLY, THEN POINT AND LAUGH AT THEM NELSON STYLE

 

[jedd_kenobi]

TRUE, DIDN'T THINK OF THAT ONE.

 

[ashspet]

WHY ARE WE SUDDENLY LAUGHING AT DEATH? DID I MISS A MEETING?

 

[skidd]

I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE FOR A VERY...NO, NOT REALLY.

 

[ashspet]

WANT CUPCAKES!

 

[jedd_kenobi]

WHAT ABOUT LEFT OVER PIECES OF BACON?

 

[Lightning Count]

HOW LONG AGO WAS IT COOKED?

 

[jedd_kenobi]

LAST NIGHT

 

[Lightning Count]

SUPPOSE IT SHOULD BE OK. WHERE IS THE BROWN SAUCE?