Misquote the person above you

[mclarensmps]

I'm fisting the Highlander and it feels really good

Oh, do fill us in on the details.

 

[ashspet]

*fingers in ears* I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know*

I'm going back to bed.

 

[shellygrrl]

Come sleep with me!

Is there enough room?

 

[Hbriz]

Room for one more?

HEY! HEY! Three's a crowd!

Although...

 

[mclarensmps]

THERE! THERE! In that cloud!

It's a bird! It's a Plane! No, it's...

It's a bird.

 

[Hbriz]

Look at that fit bird

...Its a pigeon

 

[ashspet]

...It was a pigeon. Before it encountered the plane

Da plane, da plane!

 

[mclarensmps]

The pain, the pain!

What happened?

 

[ashspet]

Can I kiss it better?

Can you reach?

 

[mclarensmps]

Can you teach?

I might have the skill, but not the patience.

 

[ashspet]

The class wouldn't survive.

I've never managed to kill a class of mine

 

[mclarensmps]

My management style entails death, destruction, and prancing pink ponies

The first one was white, the second one was red, the third one was uh black, the fourth one was uh green, the last one was uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh PINK?

 

[LP]

One fish, two fish, three fish, fuck you.

I.... don't think that's how the poem went.

Fun Fact: UCSD's Geisel Library is named after Dr. Seuss.

 

[Hbriz]

I've wrote a poem about my deep and erotic love of Dr. Seuss.

Please share...

 

[ashspet]

Please don't share...

Some things are just better not known

 

[MWF]

Some things are just better smothered with whipped cream and maple syrup.

Are you volunteering?

 

[ashspet]

Are you promising?

oh yeah, baby, please!

 

[MWF]

oh yeah, baby, right there, yes, there!

Are we getting a little ahead of ourselves?

 

[ashspet]

Ladies first

Oh, why thank you kind sir

 

[mclarensmps]

I'm tanked and stirred

No better way to go to bed than rip roaring drunk!