Name your Porsche!

[BlaRo]

http://www.autoblog.com/2006/11/12/carrera-too-common-rename-your-porsche/

When you bought your 911, it was the only one on the block. It was a special car that got special attention. But maybe there are now four more at your country club. Or perhaps Porsche's allure was tarnished by your wife's front-seat, after-school activities. Make your Porsche unique again by giving it a name only you can imagine. Name Your Porsche will take a single sheet of aluminum and stamp out the letters you request in that distinctive Porsche font, then UPS it to you ready to stick.

Just imagine the possibilities. Increase your SUV's sportiness by making it a Cayenne Targa. Or if you're really devious, turn your Boxster into a Cayman. Even better, name your 911 after your favorite high school teacher to remind yourself of all those great times in the front seat.

Names are available in grey, black, chrome or that always-classy gold plate. Up to five letters cost $450 plus shipping. Extra letters are $60 each. Chrome and gold are extra.

So what are you waiting for? Want to show off how REALLY successful you are? Tired of getting your Carrera lost in the country club lot? Then look no further! For the amount of money that could pay for an Ethiopian boy's famine relief for about 2 years (give or take), you can show off how exactly stinking rich you are, like a 21st century codpiece! Remember: you're worth it!

Let your creativity run wild and give your Porsche its own identity and a unique name. You can make up anything you want: 'made in Germany', 'back off', 'follow me' or 'have a nice day'... Or why not use the back of your Porsche to make a personal message like: 'no more Ferrari', 'my third', or 'thanks daddy'.

Making a subtle reference to your yacht (Goulette), your favourite make of shotgun (Remington) or musical instrument (Fender) is also a way of distinctively identifying your Porsche as yours.

Perhaps you would rather let people know where you live. You can have Vegas, Amsterdam, Nice or any other city placed on the tail or your favourite holiday destination: Marbella, Palm Beach, St. Moritz, Dubai...

Name your Porsche!

 

[mautzel]

The price is ridiculous but probably the only way to keep them off old Corsas or Escorts. Gotta search Ebay for plagiate offers in about a month though.

 

[Aston Martin]

Sadly i love it.

 

[Blind_Io]

How about "Cock"?

 

[Dark_Templer_102]

"Thanks daddy"? Wow i wish i had that guys dad!

Cool, if you have 450 dollars to spend.

 

[vRS]

name your 911 after your favorite high school teacher to remind yourself of all those great times in the front seat.

Wtf? "Thanks Miss" if I had a 911 is stick to Turbo on the back not my teachers name

How about- " I should of bought a 911" if they have a Cayman

 

[hanasand]

Would be cool to have "goodbye" written on the back of a 911 turbo

 

[Vitamin J]

How about "Cock"?

Coxster

How about- " I should of bought a 911" if they have a Cayman

I'd take a Cayman S over a Carrera S, definitely over a base Carrera. It's only 2 seconds slower around Laguna Seca with, what, 100 less horsepower? The Cayman is what the 911 should have turned into.

 

[klutch]

How about 9/11...or the tried and true GTR. Or better yet, Mugen or Nismo. Type-R?

 

[hajj]

More bling.... It's kind of coll though I wonder when we will see the first of these on the street.

Wasn't this released ages ago or was it last week?

 

[ArosaMike]

I'm presuming this is a joke!

 

[BlaRo]

Wtf? "Thanks Miss" if I had a 911 is stick to Turbo on the back not my teachers name

Whoops, that's a reference to this article.

I drive a Porsche "Thanks Daddy"! (groooaannn)

 

[hanasand]

After further thought I would maybe have gone for "maybe fuck yourself" on the back of my Porsche, after seeing The Departed...

 

[Hatmouse]

I'd name mine "Corvette".

 

[bartboy9891]

I'd name mine "Corvette".

*Corvette SS

 

[British_Rover]

Nah its not impossible to have sex in a 911. One of my clients did that with a lady friend of his. They ended up knocking the thing out of gear while in the act and it slid into a gate. Well actually it slid under a gate and got stuck.

The back end of it was wedged under the gate and he couldn't get it out.

Ended up letting almost all of the air out of his tires then dumping the clutch to yank it out from under the gate.

Did a fair amount of damage to the spoiler.

 

[Vitamin J]

If there's enough room in my '86 CRX, there's enough room in a 911.

 

[mojo_786]

WoW.... WASTE OF MONEY In stYLE!!!

Useless if you ask me, honestly.. the only people who would buy something like that are fags who cant drive for shit and have automatic Porsches. I honestly find it pathetic, if your a good driver or you have A LOT of money there are dozens of different ways to show it off. but this is just getting down on your knees and begging for attention.

If you have the fucking money why is that sign on your boxster? or just a 911?
GET A FUCKIN GT2 or something Or better yet TUNE IT UP... oh wait then girls wont realize whats writting on the porsche's ass.

 

[Adunaphel]

How about- " I should of bought a 911" if they have a Cayman

For the money that sentence would cost you, you'd almost have your 911

$450 + 14*$60 = $1290 (not counting spaces)

 

[andrebsd]

WoW.... WASTE OF MONEY In stYLE!!!

Useless if you ask me, honestly.. the only people who would buy something like that are fags who cant drive for shit and have automatic Porsches. I honestly find it pathetic, if your a good driver or you have A LOT of money there are dozens of different ways to show it off. but this is just getting down on your knees and begging for attention.

If you have the fucking money why is that sign on your boxster? or just a 911?
GET A FUCKIN GT2 or something Or better yet TUNE IT UP... oh wait then girls wont realize whats writting on the porsche's ass.

... Says the guy who drives a Mazda Protege. *nuff said*