Church of the Holy Piston, Brother Supercharger and the Holy Boost

[Lupin_IV]

All ruined tracks are to have their original layouts restored (Hockenheim is a perfect example)

We have a problem, the church can't raise the funds to restore the S?dschleife, with the F1 course in the way.

 

[JipJopJones]

I also declare myself a sub title of Templar of Jeeps, my first crusade will be to rid the jeep line of all it's lame non-4x4s!

 

[Jacobfox]

All one of them?

 

[BlaRo]

All one of them?

Two, counting the Patriot and Compass.

And while you're at it, get rid of the Commander and punch the guy who green-lit that abomination.

 

[GTV V6]

I'm Archbishop Alfa (Romeo)

And if there's any inquisitioning to be done I want the 1st go, living in Spain and all that.

 

[Hatmouse]

I'd like to be the Grand Vizier of POWARRRRRRRRRR if that is not already taken.

 

[CraigB]

I proclaim myself as Archbishop of the Quarter Mile. I will convert all non-believers (street racers) to the truth and righteousness of organized drag racing.

 

[wooflepoof]

I proclaim myself Lady Goodriva'

 

[Jacobfox]

Two, counting the Patriot and Compass.

And while you're at it, get rid of the Commander and punch the guy who green-lit that abomination.

Patriot's apparently not bad off road. It was able to make it thru the rubicon. It can't get the trail-rated badge otherwise.

 

[fbc]

Thou shall add lightness

Therefore, I'll proclaim myself:
Cardinal of the adding of lightness

 

[Alok]

Where are our deadly sins?

 

[CraigB]

Thou shalt not install extra wings that serve no actual aerodynamic purpose.

 

[The_Finn]

hmmm need to come up with somthing involving rare mazdas....

 

[vikiradTG2007]

Thou shalt worship open-wheeled motorsports and always think about working in them. :lol:

 

[Redliner]

Thou shalt love the smell of race gas (or alcohol, for that matter) in the morning. Specially if it's a race day.

 

[vikiradTG2007]

Thou shalt listen to a loud racing engine as a form of meditation.

 

[jakifirbec]

Thou shall not expect extra power or boost from a couple of stickers.
Thou shall not use stig's name in vain.

 

[watto]

Thou shalt realise that more carbon fibre on one's car does not equate to the size of one's member.

I proclaim myself: Cardinal of the Carbon Fibre

 

[topgear]

Beware the Project Car, for it is surely the path to wasted weekends and a rapidly declining bank account. Know Thine Enemy.

As Minister of Project Car Mayhem (camaro powered mail jeep and my current 1972 AZ600/SV650 powered microcar) I declare a pox upon anyone who looks at an ordinary car and cannot imagine it with a Small Block Chevy or Many Pounds of Boost...

 

[Matt2000]

I proclaim myself Bishop of all things Solihull! I pray facing the middle of england on a green rug covered in oil.

Thou shalt own an Alfa
Thou shalt worship Chrisine and the Back To The Future Delorean
Thou shalt not let his brother's tyres down