Random Thoughts....

PROTIP: never plan a party with an OCD person.
 
Argh..my brother is so stupid. He went out and bought nicotine patches to try and give up smoking, but then suddenly decided he'd try it cold turkey with the patches as a 'back up'. He had to be off early this morning and he was running around not making any sense, and getting angry at nothing, and yet neither by mum nor I could convince him to stick a patch on. WTF did he buy them then?

We're not having a great time at the moment, my mum's slipped a disk in her back - or done something similar - the doctor she saw today couldn't be sure - anyway she'll need a CT scan. The thing is, we don't have private health insurance so we'll be using the local public hospital, and for some reason said public hospital only does CT scans on the lower back between 7 - 8 am. WTF? Thank goodness I convinced her to get a medical certificate so she can take the whole week off work. Also, thank goodness our holidays didn't line up with the school ones so I can be at home and help her out. I'm no longer bored as I'm now having to get off my ass and do all the housework and cooking etc. This is a good thing! YAY I'M HELPING! :lol:
 
The whole "This is your brain on drugs," is totally trumped by "This is your brain without sleep," I swear!
 
Argh..my brother is so stupid. He went out and bought nicotine patches to try and give up smoking, but then suddenly decided he'd try it cold turkey with the patches as a 'back up'. He had to be off early this morning and he was running around not making any sense, and getting angry at nothing, and yet neither by mum nor I could convince him to stick a patch on. WTF did he buy them then?

My mother lives with me, and is a serious chain smoker. When a person who is a smoker first gets up, I guess the cravings are worst then.

If you were to say, oh, I dunno...go into their room, and put a patch on their back while they're still asleep...

Not that I've ever done anything like that...:whistle:
 
Just stumbled across this in today's Telegraph....

Pornographic magazine for the blind launched.
A pornographic magazine for the blind has been launched - complete with explicit text and raised pictures of naked men and women.

Among the 17 raised images include a naked woman in a 'disco pose', a woman with 'perfect breasts' and a 'male love robot'.

The book, the brainchild of Lisa Murphy and called Tactile Minds, is designed to be 'enjoyed' by the blind and visually impaired - and is on sale for ?150.

Canadian Lisa says that she made the book to fill a gap in the market, adding: "There are no books of tactile pictures of nudes for adults.

"We're breaking new ground. Playboy has an edition with Braille wording, but there are no pictures."

She said that she made the book after realising that the 'blind have been left out in a culture saturated with sexual images'.

And my first thought was, if you can't see pr0n, haven't you done enough fapping already? Everyone knows it makes you go blind........
 
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Interesting...anyway

I'm off to Vietnam and Cambodia for two weeks tomorow night and haven't started packing yet. I'm still not sure what I should bring with me apart from the cotton tops Mum bought me that I wouldn't wear normally.
Anyway, off to sign my will in case we go Lost-style.
 
he says "of to school," I can't make that work out grammatically no matter how I try. No facepalm necessary.

Oops...it seems you found a typo.

Just stumbled across this in today's Telegraph....

And my first thought was, if you can't see pr0n, haven't you done enough fapping already? Everyone knows it makes you go blind........

How would that even work?
 
I have a really icky taste in my mouth for some reason. My stomach hurts a bit, too. I'm considering going to the store this morning just to pick up a Sprite. :yucky:

This is what I get for not giving into the urge for a late-night snack last night, I guess. Booooooo.

Also, my iTunes account is borked! It quit recognizing my Paypal account and now I can't even get free updates for things. GRR. It won't let me update it on my phone, either...what the crap?
 
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The day was crap. The conversation was fantastic :grin:

that is all.
 
I have a really icky taste in my mouth for some reason. My stomach hurts a bit, too. I'm considering going to the store this morning just to pick up a Sprite. :yucky:

I thought my family were the only ones using Sprite as a cure for nausea, indigestion etc, though somehow I think drinking it carbonated helps more than if I drank it flat.

Anyways, off to bed! See you in the morning!
 
Holy fuck I just spooted my age on my profile bit. I'm 18. When the fuck did that happen? I mean, I know when my birthday is, but can I be 12 again please?
 
Quick question to all the UK folks...

Do you eat your toast cold in the morning?

Or is my Consumption and Consumer Culture book talking complete horse-wallop?
 
Nah, we often used Sprite (or any lemonade) in that manner as well. As a kid, it went something along the lines of 'oww I'm sick...yay, we'll have to buy some lemonade!'
 
Marmite! All they eat. And fish and chips. Fish and chips with marmite in the rain causes bad teeth. How many more stereotypes can we cram in that big black hole of preconfections?
 
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Sprite tastes like piss. 7up all the way!!!

Lucozade used to be a big thing for when you were sick. They gave it to people in hospitals and everything.
 
7up? Nah.
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