The ^ < V Game

^ not really
< has to finish reviewing job applications and thinking of ways to get Guppy
V has an idea
 
^ Indeed I do
< Is wondering when the damn hospital staff will get round to putting new sheets on my bed
V probably doesn't share the bed problems of <
 
^ fortunately no, has to do <'s own washing and bed changing
< hasn't finished the work < brought home for the weekend and it's due tomorrow
V will call in sick for <
 
^Is still too mysterious for ma liking
< Will still do anything ^ asks because < is a sucker for helping wiminz
V Won't do what < just said he would do
 
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< has to finish reviewing job applications and thinking of ways to get Guppy
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^Ungrateful spoiled brat didn't like the Zonda I bought her for Christmas.
<Will think twice before doing anything nice for a yellow rodent again.
vThinks I should have known better.
 
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^ I don't know what happened, so not real
< hates being in hospital and my leg is currently in agony
V is excited about the upcoming episode of top gear airing tonight
 
^One hour to go w00t!
<Is on the internet.
vGoogle the internet if you don't know what it is.
 
^ Is talking to no one as no one is unaware of the Internet.
< Wishes Joanna Lumley would de-age 30 years, come to my apartment, and kick me in the face.
v Doesn't.
 
^ yup
< can see Guppy's Xmas present to me here
V agrees that the Zonda didn't deserve it!
 
^ Will be receiving a toy Zonda for Xmas
< Is mean
V Thinks < made a mean comment
 
^ not as mean as Guppy
< has a 1:43 Zonda already
V has a 1:1 computer
 
^ I don't know what a 1:1 computer is
< is going to close a window soon, this ward is freezing
V probably is somewhere quite warm
 
^ Hell no.
< can see snow outside her window.
V IS somewhere nice and warm.
 
^Ha.
<Doesn't have a window to see the snow out of.
vIs not accustomed to windowless bedrooms.
 
^ nope, got lots of windows
< it's in the high 20s, and actually raining. Might be cool enough to sleep tonight
V wants <'s summer
 
^ not really, I'm not a sun lover and the heat of your summer would probably kill me
< misses the snowy winters back home in North East Scotland, English winters are mild by comparison
V probably lives in area with none or very little snowfall
 
^is correct
<is stressed
v is gaseous
 
^ Nope, a little gassy though.
< :| :blush:
V :barf:
 
^ I was feeling like that earlier, but am better now
< is losing the will to live cos of being in hospital
V probably feels better about their life than <
 
^ how long till the knife work starts? ^ gotta be really bored by now
< watching TV, crap day at work, no jarlsberg in the house
V is far more interesting than <
 
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