The Funny Maths Thread.. which sometimes contains mildly amusing pictures

Janus said:
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Not at all funny. That's just badass. :)
 
MXM said:
Two locks didn't stop you? :)
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We got the two locks off no problem.. even though each one was a different key.. we just took the door off it's hinges.. we had to get in for our job..lol


And its a company vehicle, all of them have cracked windshields and the company doesn't see the need to fix them, so meh..lol
 
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I found this on another site and it made me :lol: Part one of how to react to an act of terrorism:

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/vis_rad_time.gif Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/vis_high_windows.gif If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/vis_high_stay.gif If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/vis_chem_wash.gif To eliminate smallpox, wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand under a faucet with no sink.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/vis_chem_area.gif People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/vis_chem_affected.gif Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/nuc_vis_building.gif After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/expl_vis_table.gif If your building collapses, climb under your table and practice yoga postures.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/expl_vis_shout.gif If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/expl_vis_open_door.gif If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/expl_vis_flashlight.gif Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/expl_vis_dont_run.gif If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/expl_vis_cover_nose.gif Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/expl_vis_closed_door.gif If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/bio_vis_substance.gif If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/06/30/bio_vis_resp.gif Your respiratory and digestive systems are optional. Cast them aside if you feel you no longer need them.
 
^ :lol:
 
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Now it's time for part two in our series: How to React to an Act of Terrorism

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/07/01/vis_rad_shield.gif A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/07/01/vis_high_fall2.gif The middle of a terrorist attack is not an appropriate time to catch up on your reading or paperwork.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/07/01/vis_chem_choke2.gif If you see colors in the sky, grasp your throat and pretend to choke yourself. Girls go for that.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/07/01/vis_car_wire.gif Do not drive a station wagon (estate for you others) if a utility pole is protruding from the hood.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/07/01/vis_car_road2.gif If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling over and watching the cool light show.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/07/01/expl_vis_smoke2.gif If the weather is overcast with dark skies, look for worms in the grass.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/07/01/expl_vis_hot_door2.gif That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/07/01/expl_vis_family2.gif A quick family snapshot in front of the latest scene of a terrorist attack may became a treasured family keepsake that will preserve precious memories for years to come.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/07/01/expl_vis_dust.gif If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/07/01/expl_vis_drop_roll.gif Survive a biohazard attack by first standing, then begging on your knees, then rolling over and playing dead.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/07/01/expl_vis_burning_bldg2.gif No pyromaniacs admitted.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/07/01/bio_vis_wash.gif Remember to wash your hands before attempting to dial that 1-900 number.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/07/01/bio_vis_emergency2.gif Your telephone may be a practicing physician. Look for a phone with no numbers on it.

https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/07/01/bio_vis_clocks2.gif After all life is gone, modern appliances will continue to run forever. Think about it.
 
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What I find more funny then the fact that he is giving the shocker, is the fact that Chuck Norris wears a fanny pack. :sick:
 
Do you want to be the one to mock him for it?

Someone make up a motivator for "Chuck Norris: the only man who isn't uncool in a fanny pack" I'm knackered to care.
 
I would mock him, then take my beating cowering in the corner... but a fanny pack must be mocked, even if the end result is a round house kick into the alternate universe where fanny packs are cool.
 
Blind_Io said:
Do you want to be the one to mock him for it?

Someone make up a motivator for "Chuck Norris: the only man who isn't uncool in a fanny pack" I'm knackered to care.
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The internet being what it is, someone has already done it...

https://pic.armedcats.net/q/qu/quadrax/2008/07/02/ChuckNorrisFannyPack.jpg
 
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