Nice thought, but I'd hate to be in a meeting having forgotten to turn my mobile off and get a text with that as the alert tone!!! Say goodbye to that particular client and head directly towards a P45 interface!!!
Would be a good error message in Windows 'though. Perhaps one of our more gifted members might want to spend some time constructing a Windows desktop theme that we can all download and enjoy? Here's a few suggestions:
Shutdown: Clarkson "And on that bombshell it's time to end, goodnight!"
Error: May "Oh, cock!"
Incoming Mail: Clarkson "I've got a text!"
Can't think of any more but as I said before I am a bit of a Luddite.
Well volunteered. Can I suggest you start a new thread referring back to this one for additional suggestions as to what the theme might contain? That way we would end up with a pool of ideas from which to draw and ensure nothing vital gets missed - messenger alert sounds, screensaver, wallpaper, cursors, timers and the like.
Clarkson: "It's all completely hopeless!!" (from the BBC Southern Counties radio show the 3 presenters did)
Clarkson: "Good news James! Its the Dacia Sandero!"
Hammond: "I think its the news" (in a high pitched voice, mocking James' high pitched squeak during the news)
Clarkson: "Where do ya think you've come?"
Clarkson: "And across the line"
i think its the one where he turns that camper van into a boat and it begins sinking. its 99.9% certain its that episode, just not sure when in that episode.