You know you...

[mclarensmps]

... you decide that a cardboard box and cough syrup are better company.

You know you've gone deaf in only one ear when...

 

[Homer_Bart]

... you can only hear from one ear.

You know you most download websites like Rapidshare are useless when...

 

[darkshark0159]

...this appears on your screen:
https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/12/15/rapidshare.png

and this is RapidShare's brand new "state of the art" server:

You know Wikipedia is full of shit when...

 

[Homer_Bart]

... most of the entries are fake.

You know Rapidshare premium link generators nor US/UK-based proxies don't work for you when...

 

[E34lover]

rapidshare bans you for living in a different country.

you know your fucked when....

 

[Cobol74]

The Green Party has your address and car index mark.

You know you are hallucinating when. ...

 

[E34lover]

you think Barak Obama needs a tan

you know you love George Bush too much when...

 

[Cobol74]

You are hallucinating and think that you threw some shoes at him, just to show you love.

You know you are driving too fast when. ...

 

[E34lover]

you over take the stig

you know your black when.....

 

[Homer_Bart]

... you're dreaming

You know the new Ford F-series are good trucks when...

 

[ashspet]

You go to a B&S and actually manage to get a good night's sleep
(Bachelor and Spinster's Ball - a large drinking and dancing and *ehm* in a big paddock in the middle of nowhere)

You know you spend too much time writing SQL scripts when....

 

[Homer_Bart]

... you're a computer nerd with clean white underwear that has your name on it.

You know GTA IV is sucking all life from your computer when...

 

[vikiradTG2007]

...you play it for 6 hours and then you get a BSOD because your power supply has just failed.


You know you're unbelievably tired and don't want to go to school in the morning, even though you have a term paper, when...

 

[Homer_Bart]

... you've just broken with your girlfriend

You know your girlfriend is a teenage nymphomaniac when...

 

[E34lover]

your tied to the wall and a 30lb weight is attached to one end of a rope and the other part of the rope is attached to your penis.

you know you have a dirty mind when......

 

[darkshark0159]

...you make a post like that (isn't that the answer you wanted?).

You know you're in Japan when...

 

[E34lover]

People try to grab your boobs in the subway system then find out your a man but they continue...

you know your in Soviet Russia when........

 

[Homer_Bart]

...everyone drives a Lada

You know you're really bored when...

 

[ashspet]

you have absolutely no idea what has been said in a discussion you've been having with a colleague for the last half hour. Absolutely no idea.

You know you should be administering fatal gene therapy to people at work when....

 

[Homer_Bart]

... you don't know what you're blabbering on about

You know your ex-girlfriend has decided to ask for reconciliation when...