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Wankel Wanker
Let me just clarify here. I hate Volvos. I hate their upper middle class-image. I hate that Volvos are safe, boring, and comfortable to sit in.
Then I happened to drive a C30 with the small 1.6 litre. My general opinion began to falter. I actually ENJOYED driving this quirky little thing. And besides, it doesn't look half as bad. Oh what the hell, it's bloody neat for a Volvo.
I decided to find myself a meatier version with some sport suspension, to find out if this really has potential to be something other than a Volvo. And behold, a bright red T5-powered version with the R-design body kit entered the stage. Here's an identical model:
http://img124.imageshack.**/img124/9026/21275527.jpg
First impressions: a cool Dynaudio sound system will suffice for Dream Theater's Awake. Nice, comfy seats.. but why can't I adjust the height? Feels like I'm sitting in a damned SUV. Steering feels numbened and unconnected, and the gearstick, well. You know when people say a Volvo with 300tkm on the odo feels like new? Well, that's because a new Volvo feels like its already got 300tkm on the odo.
Ok, I'll get used to it. Let's see how this thing moves. Hello? Let's go already! I've had my foot buried into the firewall for almost 6 hours, and NOW the revs start to climb. Might as well be driving an 80's diesel Merc, for frank's sake. This car is less eager to move than a hippo on Valium. Forget heel-and-toe then, you'll be glad to get this heap of pile moving.
Great. So the engine covers the "boring". How about handling then? I just had to throw this thing into a couple of corners. I'm not entirely sure whose design the tyre/suspension combination is, but changing direction was clearly not the purpose of this setup. The resulting understeer and traction control-lightshow was enough to kill my remaining verve. Indeed, my will to have fun was so utterly smothered by this contraption, that I ended up driving according to speed limits and stopping to let grannies over zebra-crossings.
That'll be safe, then.
So it's a Volvo. Yeah, I should've taken the hint when I saw the badge. Can't wait to get back in my 535i.
Then I happened to drive a C30 with the small 1.6 litre. My general opinion began to falter. I actually ENJOYED driving this quirky little thing. And besides, it doesn't look half as bad. Oh what the hell, it's bloody neat for a Volvo.
I decided to find myself a meatier version with some sport suspension, to find out if this really has potential to be something other than a Volvo. And behold, a bright red T5-powered version with the R-design body kit entered the stage. Here's an identical model:
http://img124.imageshack.**/img124/9026/21275527.jpg
First impressions: a cool Dynaudio sound system will suffice for Dream Theater's Awake. Nice, comfy seats.. but why can't I adjust the height? Feels like I'm sitting in a damned SUV. Steering feels numbened and unconnected, and the gearstick, well. You know when people say a Volvo with 300tkm on the odo feels like new? Well, that's because a new Volvo feels like its already got 300tkm on the odo.
Ok, I'll get used to it. Let's see how this thing moves. Hello? Let's go already! I've had my foot buried into the firewall for almost 6 hours, and NOW the revs start to climb. Might as well be driving an 80's diesel Merc, for frank's sake. This car is less eager to move than a hippo on Valium. Forget heel-and-toe then, you'll be glad to get this heap of pile moving.
Great. So the engine covers the "boring". How about handling then? I just had to throw this thing into a couple of corners. I'm not entirely sure whose design the tyre/suspension combination is, but changing direction was clearly not the purpose of this setup. The resulting understeer and traction control-lightshow was enough to kill my remaining verve. Indeed, my will to have fun was so utterly smothered by this contraption, that I ended up driving according to speed limits and stopping to let grannies over zebra-crossings.
That'll be safe, then.
So it's a Volvo. Yeah, I should've taken the hint when I saw the badge. Can't wait to get back in my 535i.