The suicide pills DID kill you.
I'll suggest any camera. What's somewhat sad is that it probably wouldn't fall into your mind to suggest an Olympus, or a Pentax for that matter..All the Rebels I've used all feel exactly the same. See my previous post here about tripods.
There's not a whole lot between those three bodies. Note that, if you go with the Nikon, you're limited to a specific selection of lenses because it only uses one of Nikon's two autofocus systems (electronic-drive AF versus mechanical-drve AF).
Nomix suggests lolympus in 3...2...1...
Yes, Nikon does employ the zoom ring of doom.
I guess it's less of an issue when you start out with one, then you get used to it, just like you get used to the taste of bad lager.
That said, one thing I really hate is the way the bayonet mount works, it's less of an issue when you're attaching smaller lenses like the kit lens and the smaller zooms, but if you forget it and use something like a 70-200VR, that's a little harder...