Misquote the person above you

[ashspet]

So, are the stories true?

Writing about what you know is always a good place to start.

 

[LP]

Writing about what you are doing every waking moment on twitter is a good way to tell people that you have no friends at all and you're doing it to be an attention whore.

QFT.

 

[Hbriz]

Stop insulting my way of life!!!!

I'm sure she didn't mean any offence to you, you twittering halfwit.

 

[shellygrrl]

Facebook whore!

Hey, now. Whatever floats Lurker's boat!

 

[ashspet]

That's how I stalk LurkerPatrol! Do not take that away from me

I wouldn't dream of it

 

[Lightning Count]

I dream of it every night.

Really? *pulls up chair* Tell me more about your dreams, please.

 

[ashspet]

Dear Lord, do you know no depravity? *pulls a pint* I don't think I want to hear this.

Well, this one time, at band camp....

 

[LP]

...I stuck a flute in my....

 

[ashspet]

No, don't tell me, I don't want to know

But I'm trying to give you an education

 

[Lightning Count]

Going on a smiley binge I see.

 

[LP]

Here, let me show you where the flute went

Oh mama :shock:

 

[shellygrrl]

Mama...just killed a man...

Mama? Noooooooo!

 

[salle]

Mama! Oooooooo! Didn't mean to make you cry.

If I'm not back this time tomorrow - carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

 

[Karoug]

If I'm not back in 15 minutes... Just wait longer

DUDE, HURRY UP!!

 

[Hbriz]

Quickly, I'm melllllltiiiiing!!!!

No, its the drugs doing that.

 

[LP]

My name is hbriz and I'm a drug addict.

The first step to getting over it is confession. Great job man.

 

[Richmondgal]

Well that's not helping my case here. I'm looking for a white guy with a brown moustache. He's a priest and we're looking for him because he is suspected of murdering his wife.

Since when were you a detective?

 

[Hbriz]

Shit, I better get out of here, there on to me!

What? You're a priest who murdered his wife? Did she find out about the children? And you're disguising yourself as a girl?

 

[ashspet]

Cleuso!

Mais oui?

 

[Karoug]

Mess quayle?

What? You are not making any sense woman!