Questions game

[LP]

How did we get from polar bear poo to chocolate from cocoa beans?

 

[ashspet]

What is the significance of that?

 

[LP]

Did you just kill this thread?

 

[PaperBiro]

Is this now a zombie thread?

 

[Lightning Count]

Maybe, where can we get hold of weapons to defend ourselves?

 

[ashspet]

Are the local shops an option?

 

[Lightning Count]

Not really, gun laws and restrictions in the UK are amongst the strictest in the world, would an axe do?

 

[ashspet]

Do you have to decapitate zombies to kill them?

 

[Lightning Count]

I think so, maybe a chainsaw would be better?

 

[ashspet]

Can I use it?

 

[Lightning Count]

Sure, sounds good, shall I ready the troops?

 

[ashspet]

Can you make them hurry up?

 

[Cobol74]

Cricket bat has been know to work for Simon Pegg - but can I trust one of those, we are up against real Zombies here?

 

[ashspet]

Perhaps strap some C4 to it for added bang?

 

[Cobol74]

Perhaps that would blow up the Zombie and the user too, how about sharpening the edge - or would that be an illegal bat?

 

[ashspet]

Would an illegal bat be as bad as chucking?

 

[LP]

Chucking what? Fruit?

 

[ashspet]

Why would you chuck fruit?

 

[Lightning Count]

To enjoy the wonderful amount of mess made by the juices perhaps?

 

[ashspet]

Would you really want to get hit on the head with a watermelon?