I have never game

True

I have never done jazz ballet
 
True.

I have never scored 147 in a game of snooker.
 
True. Can barely play pool (though I get better when drunk)

I have never had braces on my teeth
 
True.

I have never worn suspenders on my trousers.
 
False

I have never hitch hiked
 
False, I actually once caused a car crash cause someone stopped to pick me up and they got rear ended.

I have never ran out of fuel on a motorway.
 
True

I have never flipped a car
 
True.

I have never spun a car.
 
False - aquaplaned on a corner

I have never gone backwards into a tree
 
True.

I have never gone off on a track.
 
False!! :D

I have never totaled a car or a bike in a crash.
 
True

I have never totalled someone else's car or bike in a crash
 
True.

I have never been rock climbing.
 
True

I have never jumped out of a plane
 
True but I would like to. Skydiving sounds fun.

K so this is a serious question. I have never taken my laptop or iPod touch to the bathroom to read news while on the loo
 
True.

I have never taken elocution classes.
 
True. I was brought up in the South East, so I never needed to :p

I have never gone for a morning run of out for a jog.
 
True, can't wake up early enough anyways.

I have never surfed.
 
Body surfed yes, board surfed no.

I have never shot a snake (although if I find the bugger this morning, he's gonna be in trouble)
 
True.

I have never fired a gun.
 
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