THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

COFFEE IS SATAN'S PEE, AND THAT'S A FACT!

 

[PaperBiro]

OH YEAH? WELL YOU'RE SATAN'S PEE! WHATEVER THAT MEANS.

 

[Lightning Count]

COFFEE IS GREAT AND THAT IS AN END OF THE MATTER AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED. *DRINKS COFFEE* OH YEAH, NEED THAT CAFFEINE GOODNESS TO GET ME GOING IN A MORNING.

 

[ashspet]

THERE ARE FAR BETTER WAYS TO GET GOING IN THE MORNING

 

[Lupin_IV]

INDEED, YOU SHOULD TRY AN ALTERNATE CAFFEINE DELIVERY METHOD.

 

[PaperBiro]

THERE ARE FAR BETTER WAYS TO GET GOING IN THE MORNING

SOME PEOPLE ARE SO ADDICTED TO CAFFIENE THAT THEY LITERALLY CANNOT GET GOING WITHOUT IT. IT'S A DRUG JUST LIKE ALCOHOL.

 

[Lightning Count]

MORNING SEX IS A GOOD WAY TO GET GOING, I JUST NEED A PARTNER.

 

[FDaihatsu]

LET EPSILON > 0

 

[PaperBiro]

I AM PAPERPYRO, GOD OF SETTING PAPER ON FIRE

 

[jedd_kenobi]

SO IF THERE'S A GOD OF SETTING PAPER ON FIRE, BY LAW OF LOGIC THERE MUST BE SOMEWHERE OUT THERE. A GOD FOR PUTTING OUT PAPER ON FIRE BY PEEING ON IT.

 

[ashspet]

DON'T LOOK AT ME, I AM ILL EQUIPPED TO BE THAT GOD

 

[PaperBiro]

SO IF THERE'S A GOD OF SETTING PAPER ON FIRE, BY LAW OF LOGIC THERE MUST BE SOMEWHERE OUT THERE. A GOD FOR PUTTING OUT PAPER ON FIRE BY PEEING ON IT.

THAT'S WEE-PAPERPYRO, MY TINY SCOTTISH ARCH NEMESIS.

 

[jedd_kenobi]

SO THATS THE GIT WHO KEEPS NICKING MY FIRE. EACH TIME I COMPLAIN ABOUT IT HE GIVES ME A GLASGOW KISS.

 

[Lightning Count]

WE SHOULD SORT HIM OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL.

 

[jedd_kenobi]

I'LL DISTRACT HIM AND YOU SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM. OR BETTER YET WE GET ASHSPET TO FLASH HIM AND WE TAG TEAM HIM.

 

[ashspet]

ME? FLASHING A LITTLE SCOT? HE COULD DIE OF SHOCK!

 

[jedd_kenobi]

IF YOUR GONNA GO, GO WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.

 

[vikiradTG2007]

YOU DON'T FLASH A CERTAIN SMALL SCOTSMAN, UNLESS YOU WANT HIM TO ANNIHILATE YOU IN AN ENDURANCE RACE...

 

[ashspet]

OR BECAUSE YOU WANT HIM TO GO BLIND

 

[LP]

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