Bumper Stickers

[PelicanHazard]

Two of my favorites:

on the back of a minivan: "My kids drive me CRAZY. I drive them everywhere else."
on the rear windshield of a 2001 Prius: "Eat my voltage."

 

[prizrak]

I recently saw this one and that made me crack up

 

[Suedschleife]

i like this one

I fully approve

 

[teeb]

They're really not the norm in the UK, so I'd probably only go for the 'Ring one above. After I've been to the Ring in that car.

Having said that, I was just reading a Doug Coupland book (Generation X), and in it, one of the characters keys (read : puts scrapes and scratches on) any expensive car that has a bumper sticker saying "Here's my kid's inheritance/uni fund". That made me laugh.

 

[unknownspeedster]

one of my favourites is "if you can read this where the hell is my caravan"

 

[Jay]

I hate moronic bumper stickers, and especially the magnetic ribbons.

That said, I have these on the back of my car and my wife's car. Look familiar?

https://pic.armedcats.net/2008/02/29/tlor.jpg
https://pic.armedcats.net/2008/02/29/finzios.jpg

 

[thedguy]

I hate hate hate the "My twatmonger is an honor student at BlowJobsRUs High School".

I die laughing every time I see one because that is not something to be proud of in this area. That just means you might get my order right once in a while.

I remember one that was a great take off of that one "My son beat the crap out of your honor roll student" as well as "My son got out of San Quentin on good behavior."

 

[73GMCSprint]

On a Scion xB: "Aerodynamics are overrated"

 

[TC]

On a Toyota FJ Cruiser: "Got Groceries?"

On the back of a trail rig: "Don't follow me, you won't make it."

 

[thedguy]

Oh man, that reminds me:

If I ever see another "it's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand" on a bone stock Cherokee (with exception to it's flash wheels) and pristine paint, I'm gonna shoot the fucker.

Same goes for "if you can read this roll me over" or whatever it is on the same vehicle

 

[Ottobon]

If I ever see another "it's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand" on a bone stock Cherokee (with exception to it's flash wheels) and pristine paint, I'm gonna shoot the fucker.

Which Cherokees? The old boxy ones are badass off-road.

On a Scion xB: "Aerodynamics are overrated"

Total Nerd Moment:
not to be a total killjoy, but the xB actually has fairly good aerodynamics for its shape, better in fact then almost any car from the 80s, I think its .36 Cd, When you think about how old VW Scirocco had fastbacks and smaller frontal area and still had around .4 cd i think it gives fair display of how things have improved.

 

[jeffy777]

These are a few I should get and stick on the back of my van, hehe:

http://img504.imageshack.**/img504/9980/10178997mq0.jpg http://img340.imageshack.**/img340/1899/57417044io2.jpg

http://img246.imageshack.**/img246/2176/80281182xe3.jpg http://img504.imageshack.**/img504/7236/97851849qj2.jpg

http://img208.imageshack.**/img208/9771/77909837ly6.jpg http://img101.imageshack.**/img101/6128/38067501wm4.jpg

 

[WellsieTRD]

Oh man, that reminds me:

If I ever see another "it's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand" on a bone stock Cherokee (with exception to it's flash wheels) and pristine paint, I'm gonna shoot the fucker.

Same goes for "if you can read this roll me over" or whatever it is on the same vehicle

The Jeep one reminds me of another one I saw "Ive got your Jeep thing, now it hurts when I pee".

 

[TC]

Another offroad one, for the Toyota guys.

http://img86.imageshack.**/img86/8853/hrdez5.jpg

 

[prizrak]

Another offroad one, for the Toyota guys.

http://img86.imageshack.**/img86/8853/hrdez5.jpg

This one reminds me of a minivan I saw with RS and Nismo stickers all over it.

 

[AiR]

 

[No Boss]

I've got a few on the back of the Discovery. I love how they give it that little something extra. I'm quite proud of the little flags and I'm really surprised I was able to find some that fit there as perfectly as those do.

Where did you find those, cause I'm looking for some about that size?

 

[thedguy]

Which Cherokees? The old boxy ones are badass off-road.

I know they are. But just because you drive a Cherokee because it's cool to own an SUV doesn't make you part of the group that originally came up with those slogans. I was referring to the ones you see those stickers on, but you can tell they've never seen a dirt road let alone been on an actual trail.

I've seen both those stickers on Cherokee's with polished 20's and rather expensive paint jobs.

 

[killpanda]

A friend of mine is going to do the same thing with official Ferrari stickers on his 1.2 Fiat 500...

 

[BlaRo]

Where did you find those, cause I'm looking for some about that size?

Those annoying country stickers? Don't do it, you'll look like a ponce.