I have never game

True, because being 15, I've never been required.

I have never done the boogie in space.
 
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True.

I have never purposely sunk a real battleship
 
False. Seen it too many times to count actually.

I have never seen Fritz Lang's Metropolis. :(
 
True

I have never successfully performed calligraphy
 
True, would like to one day, maybe this Christmas in fact. We always have some mildly successful comedian coming in to do stand-up at the Royal Theatre.

I have never met a mildly successful comedian, though I could've sworn I saw Danny Wallace at the train station.
 
False. Met Patton Oswalt after his show here last year.

I have never been in the Southern Hemisphere.
 
False, I live here.

I have never been to Europe
 
A fallacy.

I have never drank the musical coolaid.
 
True

I have never drunk Tia Maria
 
True, I don't drink coffee

I have never owned a coffee machine
 
True, coffee tastes pretty terrible.

I have never had a cigarette...
 
False, I cannot be drunk, play pool and not have a smoke. It's a thing.

I have never fallen down two flights of stairs
 
True

I have never lived anywhere but the town I was born in.
 
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