^ Indeed I do
< Is wondering when the damn hospital staff will get round to putting new sheets on my bed
V probably doesn't share the bed problems of <
^ fortunately no, has to do <'s own washing and bed changing
< hasn't finished the work < brought home for the weekend and it's due tomorrow
V will call in sick for <
^Is still too mysterious for ma liking
< Will still do anything ^ asks because < is a sucker for helping wiminz
V Won't do what < just said he would do
^Ungrateful spoiled brat didn't like the Zonda I bought her for Christmas.
<Will think twice before doing anything nice for a yellow rodent again.
vThinks I should have known better.
^ I don't know what happened, so not real
< hates being in hospital and my leg is currently in agony
V is excited about the upcoming episode of top gear airing tonight
^ Is talking to no one as no one is unaware of the Internet.
< Wishes Joanna Lumley would de-age 30 years, come to my apartment, and kick me in the face.
v Doesn't.
^ not really, I'm not a sun lover and the heat of your summer would probably kill me
< misses the snowy winters back home in North East Scotland, English winters are mild by comparison
V probably lives in area with none or very little snowfall
^ I was feeling like that earlier, but am better now
< is losing the will to live cos of being in hospital
V probably feels better about their life than <
^ how long till the knife work starts? ^ gotta be really bored by now
< watching TV, crap day at work, no jarlsberg in the house
V is far more interesting than <