THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

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HUMAN BEINGS ARE ANIMALS.....

JUST SAYING

 

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AND THUS ANOTHER LESSON OF "HOW TO STATE THE OBVIOUS WITH YOUR HOST ASHSPET" CONCLUDES.

 

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*SMACK*

SMARTARSE

 

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*SPANKS ASH*

 

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*OW*

*SIGH*

I NEED A NEW PHONE. GETTING THE CURRENT ONE FIXED IS TOO EXPENSIVE. I HATE BUYING A NEW PHONE.

 

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WHY?

 

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BECAUSE I WANT A PHONE NOT A INTERNET SURFING/EMAIL SENDING/MUSIC PLAYING ETC ETC ETC HUNK OF TECHNOLOGY

 

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IN THAT CASE, I WOULD RECOMMEND THE JCB TOUGHPHONE, IT'S THE TOYOTA HILUX OF PHONES, SIMPLE, BASIC AND ALMOST INDESTRUCTIBLE.

 

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IT'S ... ERM .... VERY VERY ORANGE

 

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BUT IT IS WHAT YOU WANTED, NO EXTRA FEATURES AND LIKE I SAID IT IS LIKE A HILUX IN THAT IS ALMOST INDESTRUCTABLE.

 

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IT IS. BUT THERE IS AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF ORANGE...

 

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YOU COULD JUST GET IT IN A DIFFERENT COLOUR.

 

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THAT IS POSSIBLE???

 

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SURE, WHY WOULDN'T IT BE?

 

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I DUNNO. I HAVEN'T BEEN PHONE SHOPPING FOR QUITE A FEW YEARS.

 

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WAIT TILL AFTER NEW YEAR, GET A GOOD DEAL IN THE SALES.

 

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FINGERS CROSSED THAT THE DAMN THING LASTS THAT LONG

 

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WELL IF IT IS THAT BAD, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUY NOW.

 

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WE WILL SEE, WE WILL SEE

 

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YES, I'LL GET YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL, YOU'LL, YOU'LL SEE! MUHAHAHAHA! *IS DRAGGED AWAY BY MEN IN WHITE COATS*