Kill a dream

Granted. Everyone goes to you to bitch about everything.

I wish I hadn't stubbed my toe just now.
 
Granted, instead you walked into a tree branch, which blinded you in one eye.

I wish the weather wasn't so hot.
 
Granted. It's -50oC.

I wish it was still Saturday.
 
Granted. 2000 years ago. No electrical based technology.

I wish that I was good at computer games.
 
Granted, but a lot of good games don't make it past Australiai's super tough censorship. (which is sadly quite true.)

I wish I had some beer.
 
Granted. In a keg. That you can't get into.

I wish that there was more space in my cupboards
 
Granted. You have enough space for 1 more teacup.

I wish people would stop coming by my desk.
 
Granted. Your desk is now in the broom cupboard and you share it with a dozen rats.

I wish that groceries magically appeared in the cupboard.
 
Granted. Organic vegan food. Plus a bill.

I wish I had remembered to charge my mp3 player last night.
 
But you did remember to charge your mp3 last night. In fact you were so worried that it wouldnt charge, you stood up all night watching the little battery icon get ever fuller... now you're damn tired cos you didnt sleep.

I wish this year, stores only set up their christmas decorations December 20th 2010 and remove them January 1st 2011
 
Granted. But Easter/Thanksgiving/Halloween/Everyotherholidaytheme goes from January 2 2011 to 19 December 2011.

I wish I had longer for lunch today.
 
Granted. Work is 10 times longer.

I wish my packages would arrive.
 
Granted. They are now at my house.

I wish that I didn't have to wait around to call the UK from work about work stuff tonight.
 
Granted. You have to call Seattle.

I wish I had a real job.
 
Granted. You now work 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, minimum wage, doing garbage collection in parks.

I wish that I had not eaten all the smarties.
 
Granted. Someone else did.

I wish I hadn't just dropped a bottle of water on the floor.
 
Granted. It was a jar of honey.

I wish that the scones were fresh.
 
Granted. Nice, fresh ear wax scones.

I wish I was a nurse.
 
Granted. There's a girl from F'dale Washington that needs a sponge bath. Now go!

I wish that xicedlovexoxo approves of my choice
 
Granted. Bye!

I wish I had made more meatballs. They were good.
 
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