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      "Red meat has been found to cause cancer in white rats. Maraschino cherries have been found to cause cancer in white rats. Cellular phones have been found to cause cancer in white rats. Has anyone examined the possibility that cancer might be hereditary in white rats?"

      - The West Wing

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        American society while, probably from an older generation is based on blaming everyone else rather than owning up to your own stupidity. If you can find some link, no matter how minute, the idiot is right. It’s quite frustrating but, it’s something I see so often. Mostly those older than roughly 40...
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          Originally posted by stiggie View Post
          "Red meat has been found to cause cancer in white rats. Maraschino cherries have been found to cause cancer in white rats. Cellular phones have been found to cause cancer in white rats. Has anyone examined the possibility that cancer might be hereditary in white rats?"

          - The West Wing
          WillDAQ: To use the technical terms: "the Mustang is to aerodynamics what horse shit is to fine dining"

          Dr Grip: Brilliant!

          EyeMWing Because what fun is a silicone dick if you don't try putting it in somebody's backside at least once.

          Jay IKEA now ranks up in my awesome list, quite near bacon and blowjobs.

          Cowboy I've never gotten so drunk I wanted to rub one out while shoving a fire extinguisher up my ass.



          Remind me never to have him round to dinner!

          www.mattonmotors.com/ @MattOnMotors

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            LONDON (Thomson Reuters Foundation) - Child sex dolls have been pulled from sale by online retail giant Amazon.com Inc after widespread criticism from a watchdog and charities in Britain over concerns that people who use such lifelike dolls may go on to sexually abuse children.More than a dozen child sex dolls were removed from sale, having been listed by third-party sellers, according to Amazon. "All Marketplace sellers must follow our selling guidelines and those who don't will be subject to action including potential removal of their account," an Amazon spokesman said in a statement. "The products in question are no longer available."England Children's Commissioner, Anne Longfield, said Amazon should explain how the dolls were permitted to be posted on their website, and ensure they cannot be put back up for sale."Such dolls are clearly built for one purpose, and that purpose is a clear danger to the safety of real children," she said in a statement after a BBC investigation into the issue. Britain allows people to manufacture and own child sex dolls yet it is illegal to import them. A British man was convicted last year for doing so in what police said was a landmark case in the fight against a new form of sex crime against children.Opinion is divided over the use of child sex dolls, which have the appearance, weight and anatomy of real children.Some charities argue such dolls should be made available on prescription to help prevent people who are sexually attracted to children acting on their desires.Other organizations, such as the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children (NSPCC), say sex dolls can be dangerous proxies to act out fantasies like rape or child abuse."There is a risk that people using these dolls could become desensitized ... (and) go on to harm children, as is often the case with those who view indecent images of children online," said Almudena Lara, NSPCC's head of policy and public affairs."There is absolutely no evidence that using the dolls stops potential abusers from abusing children," she added. (Writing By Kieran Guilbert, Editing by Belinda Goldsmith; (Please credit the Thomson Reuters Foundation, the charitable arm of Thomson Reuters, that covers humanitarian news, women's rights, trafficking, property rights, climate change and resilience. Visit news.trust.org)
            "I don't care who does the electing, so long as I get to do the nominating" -Boss Tweed

            We’ve gone from 'Hope and Change' to 'Hope and Change Your Story.' -Bill Maher

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              I do have a pet hate for people using cellphones while driving but even I think this is taking things too far.

              https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44355154
              WillDAQ: To use the technical terms: "the Mustang is to aerodynamics what horse shit is to fine dining"

              Dr Grip: Brilliant!

              EyeMWing Because what fun is a silicone dick if you don't try putting it in somebody's backside at least once.

              Jay IKEA now ranks up in my awesome list, quite near bacon and blowjobs.

              Cowboy I've never gotten so drunk I wanted to rub one out while shoving a fire extinguisher up my ass.



              Remind me never to have him round to dinner!

              www.mattonmotors.com/ @MattOnMotors

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                Driver allegedly poops on another man in fit of road rage

                http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/lehi...efecation.html
                Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?

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                  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-eng...-knaresborough

                  WillDAQ: To use the technical terms: "the Mustang is to aerodynamics what horse shit is to fine dining"

                  Dr Grip: Brilliant!

                  EyeMWing Because what fun is a silicone dick if you don't try putting it in somebody's backside at least once.

                  Jay IKEA now ranks up in my awesome list, quite near bacon and blowjobs.

                  Cowboy I've never gotten so drunk I wanted to rub one out while shoving a fire extinguisher up my ass.



                  Remind me never to have him round to dinner!

                  www.mattonmotors.com/ @MattOnMotors

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                    Originally posted by ScarFace88 View Post
                    Driver allegedly poops on another man in fit of road rage

                    http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/lehi...efecation.html
                    Florida man has been traveling it seems.
                    1993 Ford F-150 Flareside - July 2010 - August 2013
                    2004 Ford Mustang - September 2013 - February 2018
                    1987 Mercury Colony Park GS - August 2015 - Present
                    2003 EZGO TXT - March 2015 - Present (it's road legal!)
                    2018 Volkswagen Golf GTI 6-Speed (February 2018 - Present)

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                      Subway worker ‘shattered’ vegan customer’s ‘world’ by explaining mayonnaise has eggs in it

                      http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/20...ggs-in-it.html
                      Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?

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                        Samantha’s “personality” is powered by an artificial intelligence system that allows her to react to the touch and voice of users and even turn down their advances if she isn’t treated well.

                        Sex robot enthusiast Aarran Lee Wright, 36, appeared on ITV’s “This Morning” with his Samantha doll shortly after they went on sale and caused alarm by suggesting he lets his kids play with it.

                        Admitting that people have slammed the bot as “strange” and for “perverts,” the dad of two added, “my wife has always been supportive.”

                        In particular, he praised the doll’s so-called “family mode” that stops her from spouting kinky lines like, “I can take many times, much more love, just because you can give it, and I take it all.”

                        Wright revealed that his children, aged three and five, play with Samantha and watch TV alongside her. And his wife said: “I am not worried she will replace me. She is just someone there like a family member.”

                        On one hand I can't believe how out of whack this is. I do want to know what he has used for the mind control though.

                        A sex robot with a “family mode” that dials down her dirty talk has been blasted as “profoundly damaging” for kids by academics. The...
                        "I don't care who does the electing, so long as I get to do the nominating" -Boss Tweed

                        We’ve gone from 'Hope and Change' to 'Hope and Change Your Story.' -Bill Maher

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                          I think I have the fuckintosh to end all fuckintoshes....

                          I work for a company providing scrap and salvage facilities for cars and vans nationwide. We field the enquiries and get the customer the best offer based on location, vehicle condition and so on. Customers fill in enquiries online and then submit their details to request pricing and/or a call back and we telephone them to discuss the best solution. Please note, you have to complete your details online and then hit a submit button to request pricing and assistance.

                          Now it goes without saying that customers change their mind, aren't happy with the online price or whatever, and if they request that we remove their details we do so immediately without argument, especially since GDPR came into force back in May.

                          One of my colleagues called someone recently. Customer requested that we removed all his details. We assured him we would and thanked him politely for his initial inquiry. No further contact was made.

                          Today we received a Court Order from his local magistrate banning us from further contact.

                          His car? A 2004 Vauxhall (Opel) Ashtray.

                          What a C**t!
                          WillDAQ: To use the technical terms: "the Mustang is to aerodynamics what horse shit is to fine dining"

                          Dr Grip: Brilliant!

                          EyeMWing Because what fun is a silicone dick if you don't try putting it in somebody's backside at least once.

                          Jay IKEA now ranks up in my awesome list, quite near bacon and blowjobs.

                          Cowboy I've never gotten so drunk I wanted to rub one out while shoving a fire extinguisher up my ass.



                          Remind me never to have him round to dinner!

                          www.mattonmotors.com/ @MattOnMotors

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                            Originally posted by MWF View Post
                            His car? A 2004 Vauxhall (Opel) Ashtray.

                            What a C**t!
                            Well, the damn thing is better scrapped than not, wouldn't you agree?

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