Assorted bullshit
Well, you're just going to have to deal with it until you turn.... Wait. What's that? Your profile says you're 23? Repeat after me - "Fuck off."
Seriously, I'm 23. I live at home. That level of insane paranoia was beyond even my late insane, paranoid mother (rest her soul).
Really, I'm all for the "I live under their roof, so I need to respect them" bit but that only extends to the point that it becomes stupid.