Holy, a third Iranian on the boards? That's amazing.
Another Sparta funny picture [sry if too offensive]
http://img255.imageshack.**/img255/4944/1179920461775do3.jpg
Andy,
Let me explain something to you as gently as possible. You. Do. Not. Fuck. With. The Duke! In the US that image is enough to get you beaten until you will fit through a sieve and dumped naked in the country. I'm not joking. We take our westerns seriously, and The Duke is a cultural icon.
Now, I need your home and work addresses, some friends and I want to come by and discuss this in greater detail.
^ at the gas one!