Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer - thread

[Cryptopygia]

Ask dumb questions, give dumb replies.

First up: What is a dongle?

 

[eddysdaman]

your face

so whats the point of this thread exactly?

 

[Top Geek]

It's existence is as pointless as yours is

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[BerserkerCatSplat]

To bang your mom.


Is that a banana in your pocket?

 

[No Boss]

No, it's YOUR dong.

Did that make sense?

 

[Cryptopygia]

Um, what?

Why doesn't a baseball bat have wings?

 

[nomix]

Because it wouldn't work as a rifle, ofc.

What is shaving sex?

 

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Smoother than regular sex.

What's the difference between a duck?

 

[Cryptopygia]

Five.

Where is the "Any" key?

 

[BlaRo]

The round thing in the middle. I walked into an Abercrombie and Fitch today, why does my crotch itch?

 

[Dark_Templer_102]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why are women so confusing?

 

[avidvideo]

Poorly-drawn diagrams.

What is worth all the tea in China?

 

[eddysdaman]

all the fluff in my belly button

what is the meaning of life?

 

[Cryptopygia]

Ask your next door neighbor.

Why am I still awake when I should be asleep?

 

[Dark_Templer_102]

Because you are addicted to watching Lost (oh wait, thats me.....and we live in the same time zone!)

Why hasn't a duck not shown that?

 

[Peter3hg]

It has no hands.

How do we know that milk isn't black below the surface?

 

['CruiserMan]

Because there isn't enough oil to sustain the world much longer.

Why is it so damn windy in winter?

 

[jakifirbec]

I have gas.

Why men don't have boobies?

 

[HondaF1]

Cos we dont like other men touching us!

What can I get for $1.29?

 

[Labcoatguy]

(must resist temptation to say "your mom") A gust of wind.

Who?