Stig Introduction Competition

Vette Boss said:
Mine again, since the other thread got locked.

Some say his testicles are onions and his breath smells of brie and cow manure. All we know is that he isn't Stig, but Stig's French cousin.
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:lol:

I mean if you're going to go French...

Some say he surrenders in every race. And every car he drives is set on fire. All we know is he's not the Stig, he's the Stig's French cousin...
 
Some say that he IS actually the Very Hungry Caterpillar and will hatch as a multicolored butterfly and that he only ever laughs during a solar eclipse.
All we know is that he's called the Stig!
 
some say he doesnt understands escalators and that he only watches coronation street all we know is...........................
 
Some say that after last week's episode showing him throwing down the paper after looking at Lewis' victory, believe he sabotaged the tyre that cost him the season. And that if you show him a poster offering thirty percent off a mortgage loan, he'll give you a stare that will cause spontaneous combustion!
All we know is, he's called The Stig!
 
This is a great thread :lol:

Some say he sweats motor oil, and that if you poke his belly he'll power down. All we know is he's called the stig
 
LurkerPatrol said:
This is a great thread :lol:

Some say he sweats motor oil, and that if you poke his belly he'll power down. All we know is he's called the stig
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haha great.
 
Some say his teeth will not dissolve in acid and his helmet is lined with forged (Latvian) passports....

Harder than it seems, but not that much.
 
:stig: Some say he's a robot made from recycled racing cars (jezza looking around with his weird face), and if he kissed a frog it would turn into a v8. All we know is, he's called the Stig
 
I haven't read all of the entries so I apologise if this has already been done...

"Some say that he is related to James Bond, and that he likes his petrol shaken, but not stirred. All we know is he's called the Stig"

"Some say that he refuses to drink alcohol, and that his favourite drink is Castrol on the rocks, with a twist of oversteer. All we know is he's called the Stig"
 
Some say his penis is made from silicon carbide, *Clarkson calms himself*, and that four by fours give him diarrhea. All we know is he's called The Stig
 
Some say that if he drove a jetcar down a runway, it wouldn't flip over (looks at Hammond) or that his skeleton is silicon carbhiiidddeeee (calmsdown) All we know is .... he's called the Stig.
 
Some say he's allergic to traffic wardens, and if you pushed coins up his nose he would give out car park tickets. All we know is he's called The Stig.

or

Some say he cries Diesel, and his skin is hypoallergenic. All we know is he's called The Stig
 
Some say he's made from carbon fiber, and he'll generate enough downforce at 200mph to walk upside-down on the ceiling. All we know is he's called the Stig.
 
Some say he is afraid of driving, and that he sleeps in a caravan..All we know is - he's called the STIG!! :)
 
Some say he was once in an F1 team but was banned for finishing races before everyone else started.

Some say Michael Schumacher retired after being beaten in a race by the Stig: Schumacher in a Ferrari F1 car an the Stig running. :stig:
 
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Some say that he smokes exhaust pipes, And that his heart ventricals are in the shape of a W12 engine. All we know is hes called the stig!

Or: Some say his farts can be used to power Jets, and that he becomes usless if you put him in a car with less than 150bhp.

And you can of course have different combinations of the 2?
 
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Some say he is totally invisible to the radar, and that he sets fire to speed cameras, for fun! All we know is he's called the stig.
 
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