Kid lies and says he bought a Supra, gets owned

[Donington]

someone care to enlighten me on who this mopar man that I keep hearing about is? or was, rather?

Mopar Man was a member who constantly lied about the cars he and his family owned.

We let him back, but sadly not long after he passed away after crashing his dad's aunt's friend's cat's mother's Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport into a tree.

 

[DarkReaper]

I wonder how long it takes someone to claim to own my Mercedes CLK-GTR that is buried in a secure bunker in southern tanzania.

 

[frankiess]

Oh for effs sake, what is it with people faking to own cars..

:facepalm:

 

[MacGuffin]

Oh, you cheaped out an got the weak version? Mine does 290!

Gears are too long with that one... takes an eternity to get to the top speed.

 

[Davetouch]

Hey guys, we just sold the Kangoo and bought Hammond's Aeromax! He was really nice, and gave us a great deal! Pics later.

 

[DarkReaper]

Did his dog pee in it?

 

[klankymen]

Gears are too long with that one... takes an eternity to get to the top speed.

I got the optional tractor beam, so I just hang on to the back of passing 5 series, skitch with them til 250, and accelerate the rest myself.

 

[MacGuffin]

I got the optional tractor beam, so I just hang on to the back of passing 5 series, skitch with them til 250, and accelerate the rest myself.

In other words: You use a beamer to beam you up to 290

 

[nammedijus]

ou this is just levels and levels of epic fail

 

[MadCat360]

hai gais. I just buy'd this. here I am driftin nm the link i did it fro a car mag out of country

 

[Dogbert]

my prius gets 106mpg

amidoinitrite?

 

[bx0fshrp0bjects]

I cant believe nobody learned from the Charlie Wenzel incident

 

[shad_68]

my prius gets 106mpg

Sweet! That's almost as economical as my bike. *glances at sig*
And that's real

 

[NecroJoe]

I have a 3 foot penis. The only car I fit in is a Phantom. RR gave me one for free after I whipped it out and all the ladies stopped working. My penis's mere presence brought their productivity to a crawl. I said "Give me a free car, and I'll zip up."

I just added a JATO rocket to the roof, and now I can run 3's in the 1/4.

BTW, I also have a girlfriend, but you don't know her. She lives in Canada. We totally did it once.

 

[gaasc]

guys i just swapped the engine in my truck with a LS9 so i go from 0-60 in less than 4 seconds

expect shitty-ass quality video later

 

[Mark355]

I have a GTR. AND THE WARRANTY IS NOT VOID.

 

[Karoug]

I have perfected DEI on mah lolvo!

 

[Cobol74]

My car just had a service. It needed new break pads too.

 

[RUU-CHAMA]

I just bought a new ride from some old guy and it it fabulous. It gets great gas mileage and its acceleration is phenomenal. I've just done some mods and its looking pretty good. I've posted some pics, let me know what you think.

 

[2Billion]

This old guy, I think he's from the middle east or something, he gave me a huge car collection. I've got Ferraris and Astons and stuff that you've never seen before! I think my favorite's the Ferrari FX, but there's a 456 wagon that I use whenever I have to get groceries and stuff.

Why yes, I have been reading about the Sultan of Brunei recently