Plans for the day of the Rapture!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641

Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (?85,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.

After 1800 passed and nothing had happened, he said: "I do not understand why... I do not understand why nothing has happened."

"I can't tell you what I feel right now. Obviously, I haven't understood it correctly because we're still here."
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This man spent $140, 000. Props to him for keeping the American economy alive.

PS - We now have a reschedule!

http://gizmodo.com/5804864/rapture-predictor-harold-camping-apocalypse-rescheduled-to-october-21

For more laughs:

http://gizmodo.com/5804259/the-best-rapture-prank-pictures/gallery/
 
MWF said:
Gerfix just posted. :p

Oh you meant Vogons not Bogans. My bad.
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I'm a bogan, baby, always was;
I'm only happy when I punch a Mod -
And in walks this pine head turd,
I looked at my mates, said, "Thank you, God."
Dyed black hair, done all spiky;
Saw him laugh when they played Bon Jovi;
Had a jacket on just like a bikie;
If there's a bigger Mod, could you please show me?

Do you wanna die for art?
Do you wear black leather pants?
Come on down to Fosters car park;
Me and the boys'll give you your chance. [/TISM]
 
Rescheduled to my birthday. Nice.

So basically, the world has already metaphorically ended. That's quite a hipster-ish interpretation, Mr. Camping.
 
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Brilliant move. By rescheduling and pulling advertisement, this whole deal will be forgotten in 5 months and no one will notice when November rolls around and we're still here.
 
MadCat360 said:
Brilliant move. By rescheduling and pulling advertisement, this whole deal will be forgotten in 5 months and no one will notice when November rolls around and we're still here.
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I dunno man, I got a call from the Big guy last night telling me not to scedule anything after November......
 
Cowboy said:
I dunno man, I got a call from the Big guy last night telling me not to scedule anything after November......
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Quiky is going to Belgium?
 
I already commented on that. And no, it wasn't. The problem was that it was made up.
 
IceBone said:
I already commented on that. And no, it wasn't. The problem was that it was made up bullshit from a senile religious whackjob.
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:nod:
 
I don't think senility has anything to do with it.
 
You unbelieving heathens will all burn in hell for this.....

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As long as I stay warm :D
 
Dammit! I missed the end of the world...again!

Well..better luck next time..I guess. Or the one after that...or the one after that...or the one after that.. :p
 
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