Plans for the day of the Rapture!

[jedd_kenobi]

if i put Jedi as my religion on the census. does that mean i get picked up by a star destroyer?

 

[Dr_Grip]

if i put Jedi as my religion on the census. does that mean i get picked up by a star destroyer?

IT'S A TRAP!

 

[GaryC]

^ ahahah I remember I put "Jedi" as my religion in my Uni application form. My parents saw it and went beserk! "What's is a Jeddy?!" (They're from China, didn't pronounce it right) "What does Jeddy mean?!"

 

[GRtak]

if i put Jedi as my religion on the census. does that mean i get picked up by a star destroyer?

[video=youtube;8EbY0vuNt-Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EbY0vuNt-Q[/video]


You have chosen. I am an atheist, so where does that leave me?

 

[BlaRo]

if i put Jedi as my religion on the census. does that mean i get picked up by a star destroyer?

IT'S A TRAP!

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

if i put Jedi as my religion on the census. does that mean i get picked up by a star destroyer?

By that logic, since I worship Suzi Quatro I'll expect her to pick me up on her motorbike, all dressed in leather

 

[Aoshi_88]

Blessed be ye children of Almighty God.

Well I'm still here so I'm guessing that I don't qualify for Rapture on the account of my sins and I'm still able to access the Internet, had a good dinner/tea and still posting on these forums.

I guess I'm the winner!

 

[Labcoatguy]

I'm sure Dominic Strauss-Kahn and Arnold Schwarzenegger are praying feverishly now on the slightest chance that they'll be taken.

 

[vikiradTG2007]

Well, I guess we're still alive then. Thank you Ellen McLain.

 

[Top Geek]

Read a good one on Slashdot: buy lots of old pairs of shoes, scatter them around outside and fill them with dry ice

 

[Matt2000]

Well I'm not dead yet, so might as well celebrate.

 

[McRae]

Ok, so it seems Iceland is right now experiencing what could potentially be the (delayed) beginning of THE End...or Rapture...or whatever you call it:

http://www.ruv.is/frett/strokur-ris-hatt-yfir-grimsvotnum

No idea what the article says, except that it has something to do with Grimsv?tn and eruption.

 

[Matt2000]

^James May's fault.

 

[Gastronaut]

Guise! It's all OK. Macho Man Randy Savage is preventing the rapture! As depicted below:

 

[avidvideo]

 

[narf]

No time for the rapture, company outing all day.

 

[Amie8]

11 pm and I just passed the priest from the Orthodox chapel at the end of my street. He must be well pissed off. All that time and effort growing that beard wasted.

 

[Old Lace]

<--- Seventh Day Advent Hoppist. "Faith, hop, and charity, and the greatest of these is hop."

Also sometimes a Jenova's Witness. Will you be joining the Reunion?

 

[GRtak]

Today was interesting. I ran into a Jehovah's Witness today. I nearly pissed myself laughing.

 

[Shirahime]

Yep. Bahahaha! XD