The Funny Forum Quotes thread

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<PunisherBass> I hope the barbershop isn't crowded
<SteveLevin> just shave yer noggin
<SteveLevin> cheaper that way
<PunisherBass> SteveLevin, there's no reason to walk around looking like a freshly circumcised dick
<SteveLevin> hey, if yer gonna be a dick...be a big one
 
<PunisherBass> you guys realize this place is turning more and more into a sitcom?
<PunisherBass> we already have the stereotypes, and now catch phrases
<wooflepoof> no free napkins?
<&Quiky> It appears steve levin has a script that just says stupid things randomly.
<@MXM> or no script
* wooflepoof dated a girl like that
* &Quiky slaps wooflepoof around a bit with a large trout
* SteveLevin ^5's woofie
* &Quiky slaps SteveLevin around a bit with a large trout
<wooflepoof> :D
<SteveLevin> some people lack a sense of humor
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<@MXM> it's ok, SteveLevin, you try
<SteveLevin> it's like my mama always says...if you are going to be a dick...be a big one
<&Quiky> Your wife disagrees about your real one..
<SteveLevin> ...but fortunately, your mother doesn't
<wooflepoof> whammy
<&Quiky> Thankfully. Something to shut her up :p
<&Quiky> Even if its a bit small.
<wooflepoof> this is the best #gear chat ive read in months
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<SteveLevin> because quiky is obssessing about another man's penis?
<SteveLevin> I mean...I appreciate the attention...but I don't swing that way
<SteveLevin> :)
<wooflepoof> yes :)
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Maybe I just lack a sense of humour, but I don't see the funny. I mean, I guess penis jokes are slightly funny.
 
"* wooflepoof dated a girl like that
* &Quiky slaps wooflepoof around a bit with a large trout
* SteveLevin ^5's woofie
* &Quiky slaps SteveLevin around a bit with a large trout
<wooflepoof> "


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About a fringe Christian group's response to EA's Dante's Inferno:

<chaos386> "exaltation of bodily fluids" <--?
<chaos386> what, does Dante drink a glass of piss and say "damn! that was good!" or something?
<chaos386> I mean, it could have just been budweiser product placement and they didn't notice
<Adunaphel> if your piss is that watery, you need to see a doctor
 
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Spectre: Shame we can't get you infect- er, interested in British cars, but that's the way it goes. :D
TheDguy: the british lovers would likely hate me
TheDguy: plus I have the best british car of all... a miata :p
Spectre: It's missing a few things.
Spectre: Like electrical fires and rust. :D
 
Yeah, it's a good thing mazda ignored the purists on the engineering team when devising the original miata. They wanted to use lucas electricals for that added bit of flame-broiled authenticity.
 
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... damn, that privileged NSFW-Forum strikes again ... :D
 
[20:52] <nicjasno> ElToro: what do you have under the hood?
[20:52] <+Suedschleife> 2 kidnapped children
 
^When first reading that, I missed the "ElToro:" part, so I thought he was asking Suedschleife, and the first thought that came to my head was 'why did Sued steal ElToro's van?' :p
 
Bugatti Galibier... September 14th, 2009 06:48 AM "Go to bread."

I'm confused.
 
Random thoughts [Tech] thread.

<Topgearfanatic> So I am formatting the original hard drive that came with my computer and it sounds like an excavation team is in there pickaxing away.
<Crazyjeeper> Must be data mining.

:drums:
 
One for the dirty-minded people :p

Crazyjeeper said:
I've never lubed it, but I don't really use it in dirty environments either.
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It's less funny when you know what it's about.
 
especially when the last thing you read is the thread where this quote is from
 
This entire thread deserves to be in here. I think we've started a new meme. The body was accidentally unearthed from a shallow grave by construction workers.
 
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Spike Milligan
 
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