The Funny Maths Thread.. which sometimes contains mildly amusing pictures

Those company H&S videos make me lol. For example, one of the lines on my induction DCD was...

"If you stand behind a reversing truck, it could run you over". Well no shit sherlock, thanks for the heads up on that one.
 
OMG that Craig guy is fucking awesome. Why Haven't I seen these signs around?

My boyfriend uses words like darning and chattels....I wonder if he's been up to something :)


http://www.theage.com.au/national/c...ffles-chapel-street-locals-20090312-8vw1.html

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Craig who? Poster mystery baffles Chapel Street locals

Ladies, meet Craig. He's 35, has an extensive DVD collection and is looking for a girlfriend.

He likes fancy dress but draws the line at men in tights. He's keen on "doing stuff", but not stuff that includes cheese or kites. And he's pretty sure he's invented a time machine.

Do you know more? Send us the details at scoop@theage.com.au


Whether he's a prankster or a prodigy, there's no doubt Craig has the people of Windsor captivated.

Craig has posted a series of signs on street furniture in Chapel Street in Melbourne's south-east, but his real identity so far remains a mystery.

The posters are now making their way across the internet, earning Craig a mention in Time magazine, on a radio station in Seattle and at least two Facebook groups, 'Mystery Man Craig from Windsor Appreciation Club' and 'We love Craig!'.

Keen web-watchers are already pointing out similarities between the work of Craig, thought to be Facebook identity Craig Dick, and a New York man named Chris.

There is also conjecture that Craig's posters may be a marketing ploy for online classifieds site craigslist.com.

But Craig has shunned the spotlight, calling instead for secrecy as he boldly ignores threats of $500 fines for hanging posters ("If you see me putting this up, can you do me a favour and not tell anybody'') and organises rendezvous to visit his grandmother ("she's a bit deaf so you'll have to speak up''), discuss cake decorating ("please bring photos or sample cake ... as proof of experience'') or give away a queen-size mattress ("it's like new except for some small burn marks'').

But he's not just a lonely guy with a printer and a penchant for caps lock.

Craig is a good Samaritan ("Did you walk past here at about 5.30pm last Tuesday? I may have your copy of Metro that you dropped ... the crossword is only half-filled in so you should be able to identify it"). Continued...
 
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It's just somebody having a laugh and taking the piss out of craigslist. Ahh, jokes, going over the heads of newsmen since the dawn of time.
 
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It's just somebody having a laugh and taking the piss out of craigslist. Ahh, jokes, going over the heads of newsmen since the dawn of time.


Maybe the Global Financial Crisis is taking a bit of a downturn when it comes to news? I was just suprised to see it on a news site.
 
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It's just somebody having a laugh and taking the piss out of craigslist. Ahh, jokes, going over the heads of newsmen since the dawn of time.

Remember that craigslist isn't very well known here - in fact until I just checked I didn't even know there was an Australian version. I'd wager most of my friends & family have never heard of it. I only know of it because of the listings people have linked to here.
 
Craigslist is like eBay - except it's free for both parties and works almost instantly.
 
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^ Srsly wut???


Oh, and on the sign one. It looks like the car's been sliding sideways down the slope and would've probably kept going until it ended up the road below to be cleaned up by a another car if said sign hadn't been there. Maybe...sorta. I'll get me coat.
 
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