The ^ < V Game

^ nah
< if eating, then is eating, if internetting, is fapping internetting
v is more capable of multi-tasking than <
 
^ is wrong
< is a woman
v is maybe going to make a comment about < being sexist to self
 
^ :no:
< accuses people of being "personist"
v just shakes their head at <
 
^ no
< thinks PETA are scum who hide behind their BS moral high ground
V will agree with <
 
^ not really thought about them
< buys dog and cat food for the RSPCA for Xmas with friends in lieu of giving presents
v might so the same
 
^ No buys gifts and packages them in a shoe box that are sent out to the worlds poor children

> Spent two hours scrapping out pumpkins to make the pie.

V Would have just purchased one at the market.
 
^ :no:
< would have asked mother to demonstrate her superior cooking skills :angel:
v is not brave enough to eat <s cooking
 
^ Makes a wonderful Kangaroo stew

> Would love to hunt Kangaroos

V Would make me a tasty stew from my Kangaroo
 
^ :lmao:
< thinks ^ is delusional about 1) the taste of roo and 2) the ability of < to cook
v has a better idea
 
^ Moose is a good meat

< Has a Moose in the freezer

V Wishes to go Moose hunting with <
 
^ noooo
< thinks ^ would shoot < "by accident"... and < would then be stored in the freezer with the moose
v like <, v has had a friend nicknamed "moose"
 
^ :no:
< nick names are more like Dicko and Rocky
v has a cool nickname
 
^ Don?t know if it is cool or not its Smoky derived from the time my coat had a smoking ember burning on it from welding and I did not notice it.

<Gave the monthly safety this morning to the crew.

V Wants to set in on one of <?s safety meetings.
 
^ sure, could be interesting
< also a safety and first aid officer
v has other duties too
 
^ Yes, I am an Aircraft Quality Assurance Inspector and Training Manager.

< Just spent most the morning at the clinic with an employee who crushed three of his fingers on a press.

V Glad they did not have to go to the clinic
 
^ :blink:
< had a few near hits today with other drivers. Stupids. (coz if you think about it, a near miss is "nearly missed" = a hit)
v is now confused
 
^ A hit has sound effects like screaming and the crushing of metal and glass, while a near miss has a lot of unusual language and body gestures.

> Still filling out stupid accident report.

V Wants to answer all the stupid repetitive questions for me.
 
^ if you write <s sql
< wondering why urgent stuff comes through at 4pm on a Friday
v has the crystal ball of answers
 
^ No I use google

< Finished report!

V Wants to read report
 
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