The ^ < V Game

^ :no:
< needs to have a shower and go run errands
v will do <s errands for <
 
^ maybe
< wants paid to do the errands
V won't pay up
 
^ :no:
< saving saving saving
v spending spending spending
 
^ not always
< just spent money on Christmas presents
V hasn't done the Christmas shopping yet
 
^ And who, if I may be so cheeky as to ask, the ?$%%^ are you?
< Is like the one-off Christmas special of that long gone sitcom you loved.
v Doesn't?or better yet doesn't want to?remember me.
 
^ you 'orrible little rascal, being gone so long
< :dance:
v also remembers da guppy
 
^ Oh yeaaaaahhh...
< I know how fast this guppy reproduces!:wicked:
v Is ashpet calling bullshit.
 
^ abso-fucking-lutely
< reckons ^ has got a little too big for ^s britches
v will be suggesting ways to get the truth from ^
 
^ feather tickling torture
< will tie guppy down
V is readying the feathers
 
^ ThunderTally! You nefarious Scottish ruffian! Be assured your plan will result in little triumph.
< Is immune to all but the highest quality 30-inch ostrich feathers.
v Will be unable to obtain such regal finery.
 
^ WTF. :|
< Remembers ^ well. Very well.
V Is a n00bie and therefore does not
 
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^ Woah woah. You is way more n00b. Trying to change your username to PaperBiro. HA! Everyone knows you're really Nereid!
< Is wondering why Nereid is masquerading as ashspet in avatar and signature.
v Perhaps has some explanation??
 
^ I'm not just masquerading as ashspet, I'm serving as a constant, walking reminder to ashspet of the dual meaning of her username. In other words, I've inherited your former role in the boards. However, due to my laziness, I choose to do it not through words, but through avatar and signature, the latter of which I stole from ashspet's post in the Funny Pictures Thread just to annoy her. She should have known better. :evil:
< Typing that has made me want to listen to this
V Just got in trouble at work for clicking that link
 
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^^ Whiskey tango foxtrot!?
^Hello Twilight.
< More in the mood for THIS.
v Agrees with <'s sublime taste in musical perfection.
 
^ Nah, I'll stick to my Pokemon genital music. :p
< Always thought that Pikachu was a dude
V Listens to Estonian new-wave-psychedelica-surf-sadcore-post-punk-space-math-industrial-death-metal-fuzz-folk, whatever that is.

I need to spend less time on last.fm. :|
 
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^is right,
< really listens to neighborcountrie's radio
v will not notice that this post was edited because I forgot to add "v" part
 
^ Wouldn't have noticed if ^ wouldn't have opened their big, erm, keyboard about it.
< Thinks that music made in this century has as much a chance of being good as one does winning the lottery. It does happen, just not a frequent occurrence.
v Also likes the musicals from MLP: Les amies c'est Magique
 
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